Gorgessity Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:26 am
Robert Pattinson Pretty scum has shorter hair He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time with Kristen By Lainey • May 17, 2010 04:29 am
Girly Throw Downs Twilight Birthday Drama Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. And now they’ By Lainey • May 13, 2010 06:13 am
Lindsay Lohan She probably started that rumour herself The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:04 am
Twilight Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:17 am
Twilight It’s beach season in Vancouver And if the world does turn And if London burns I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar I wanna be in a band when I get to heaven Anyone can play guitar And they won't be a nothing anymore Robert Pattinson arrived in Vancouver By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 03:53 am
Bad Style The Eclipse trailer Just got back from the best polo lesson ever and my inbox is full of Twi-Hard. Apparently there’s some drama with the new Eclipse trailer that was just screened on Oprah today..?. I’m not about to break this sh-t down by the second because, well, please, that’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 10:07 am
Twilight Twilight unfinished Exclusive Twilight Eclipse opens in June. But the film isn’t ready yet. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that some key scenes need to be reshot including footage between “Bella” and “Edward” in the meadow and a few fight sequences. They’ve been waiting for weeks to confirm dates By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 05:25 am
Faux Gossip Dumbest idea ever Last year those UK tabloids kept reporting that Johnny Depp had been confirmed as The Riddler in the new Batman movie. At the time there wasn’t even a script ready for the new Batman movie. Needless to say the story was full of sh-t. As is this one. The By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 10:08 am
B-tchFace Robert Pattinson’s BitchFace He is shooting a movie in Budapest. Was photographed on set today demonstrating his BitchFace. Is this is what Robert Pattinson looks like when he’s giving off a “Sit DOWN”? Did he “oh no you dih-int” a Twi-Hard? Does he have a good finger snap to go along with By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 06:03 am
Robert Pattinson These pants are much better... Than the ones that gave him a big ass – this is Robert Pattinson in London tonight at the UK premiere of Remember Me quivering his home fans with co-star Emilie de Ravin and her amazing legs. Those legs could rival Jennifer Aniston’s. I keep seeing her as f-cked up By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 09:47 am
Twilight Monday morning scowly face I prefer it to constipation face – check out Robert Pattinson in costume in England today shooting Bel Ami. More of this please and less of the moony, tortured love sickness face we’re forced to endure through Twilight and all its sequels. At least with a scowl it looks like By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 09:55 am
Cheese Yay for constipation face and bad wigs! Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 07:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Pube-less Matt vs the Twi-Hards Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey. Matt’s Green Zone drops on March 12th. Guess what By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 03:11 am
Twilight They hate her more than they hate me Twi-Hards. Emilie de Ravin. Lately the hatemail hasn’t been so much directed at me but at her. Like I’m her spokesperson. We’ll get to that later. And what did Emilie de Ravin do? Well, she had the audacity to accept a movie role as Robert Pattinson’s By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 02:48 am
Robert Pattinson Remember his mother hips This is Robert Pattinson in New York making the morning show rounds. He is unkempt as usual. And working some sideburn action apparently for his new film. And some stubble. Once again trying to hide his pretty. You so pretty. Why you deny your pretty? Oh right. Pattinson reckons he’ By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 05:53 am
