Royals Meghan of House Sussex on International Day of the Girl Today is International Day of the Girl. The United Nations 2019 theme for International Day of the Girl is GirlForce: Unscripted and Unstoppable. Today, girls’ movements are stopping child marriage, promoting girls’ education, standing up against gender-based violence, demanding action on climate change, tackling issues of self-esteem, and standing up By Lainey • Oct 11, 2019 10:25 am
Royals The Queen’s Skin The Queen returned to London earlier this week after her summer break. She’d probably been hoping to have a quiet one but two buffoons, Boris Johnson and her second son, Prince Andrew, f-cked with that plan. Why aren’t the British tabloids more pissed about the fact that Andrew, By Lainey • Oct 11, 2019 09:57 am
Royals Princess Kate’s culotte era Catherine of House Cambridge is a patron of the National History Museum and she visited today to highlight the wildlife protection work at the Angela Marmont Centre for UK Biodiversity. This is a great outfit. I like the colour combination – oxblood and olive – and I like that she’s been By Lainey • Oct 09, 2019 11:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Big G is pumped! Before we get to Big G at the football, House Cambridge and House Sussex have reunited for an Every Mind Matters PSA in support of mental health. The voices of William and Catherine of House Cambridge and Harry and Meghan of House Sussex can be heard in the longer version By Lainey • Oct 07, 2019 12:04 pm
BFFs Prince Andrew: Real Friends Don’t Ghost Um, Prince Andrew needs better crisis management. Because whoever’s advising him is as hapless as he is. Straight up idiotic, actually. At the end of August, Prince Andrew released a poorly written letter trying to explain his friendship with dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. It was a mess. A By Lainey • Oct 07, 2019 11:07 am
Royals House Sussex vs “The Cartel” House Sussex made some big moves last week. First, on the second to last day of their tour of southern Africa, Prince Harry launched Love Shield 2019 and announced that Meghan Markle was suing the Daily Mail. It was his letter that made the most headlines, a passionate, angry scolding By Lainey • Oct 07, 2019 10:36 am
Royals Harry & Meghan: the tour documentary Yesterday I wrote about what may have been happening internally, in the background, when Prince Harry launched Love Shield 2019. Externally I’m sure you know what’s been happening. Harry criticised the British “press pack”. The “press pack” snarled back. Some of them even take exception to the term By Lainey • Oct 04, 2019 11:10 am
Royals House Cambridge: PDA and curry Prince William and Catherine were at the Aga Khan Centre in London yesterday ahead of their trip to Pakistan in a couple of weeks. At some point during their visit, Kate touched Will’s shoulder – and the British tabloids had an orgasm. The Daily Mail called it “tender” and described By Lainey • Oct 03, 2019 03:57 pm
Royals Prince Andrew and the “Epstein Grift” Harry and Meghan of House Sussex have been making headlines the last couple of days but let’s not forget about Prince Andrew – because why should he be excluded from the fun? It’s one thing to be caught up over the contentiousness between the Sussexes and the media but By Lainey • Oct 03, 2019 11:15 am
Royals House Sussex and the Love Shield aftershocks It’s been 48 hours since Prince Harry launched Love Shield 2019 and announced that Meghan of House Sussex was suing the Daily Mail. They dropped the bomb just 24 hours before the end of their southern Africa tour, while on tour with some of the reporters Harry was dragging By Lainey • Oct 03, 2019 10:10 am
Royals Prince Harry launches another Love Shield Another one! Sorry, all I keep hearing in my head right now is DJ Khaled. “Another one!” Three years ago this coming November, in November 2016, Prince Harry launched what I called a Love Shield, a written defence of his then-girlfriend Meghan Markle, admonishing certain British media outlets for their By Lainey • Oct 01, 2019 04:00 pm
Douchebags Prince Andrew in Australia Here’s a tweet I forgot to include yesterday in my post about Prince Andrew and how the FBI is expanding its Jeffrey Epstein investigation to interview more victims that could either further connect Andrew to Epstein’s crimes or completely exonerate him. Andrew and Buckingham Palace have always maintained By Lainey • Oct 01, 2019 09:54 am
Royals Good news for Prince Andrew! According to The Sunday Times, “Prince Andrew risks being further embroiled in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal as … the FBI has expanded its investigation to identify more of the billionaire’s victims, who could provide information on the royal”. Risk? How could it be a risk? Prince Andrew and Buckingham Palace By Lainey • Sep 30, 2019 09:43 am
Royals Will and Kate name a boat Prince William and Catherine named a boat after Sir David Attenborough today even though the public voted overwhelmingly in favour to name it Boaty McBoatface. This is funny, I know, in a something-that-makes-you-chuckle-while-you’re-scrolling-through-Twitter way but sometimes jokes last too long, right? There’s been way too much focus on By Lainey • Sep 26, 2019 01:38 pm
Royals Princess Beatrice is engaged Princess Beatrice is engaged to Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi. They’re been dating eleven months. Edoardo is being described as a “property tycoon”. That’s how the British media are referring to him. Question for “property tycoons” – are you mad at the “property tycoons” who came before you, because I feel By Lainey • Sep 26, 2019 10:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Archie’s first tour appearance Wednesday, September 25, 2019, Day 3 of the Sussex tour in South Africa: Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor makes his first ever public appearance. It’s history! In 15 years or so, if he’s allowed to be on whatever social media platforms exist at that time, he might do a #wbw By Lainey • Sep 25, 2019 09:52 am
