Royals Diana > GOOP Princess Diana covers the September issue of Vanity Fair. It’s the timing – because of Georgie Cambridge’s arrival, “The Grandmother Prince George Never Knew”, and also that upcoming biopic, with Naomi Watts playing Diana, about her secret love affair with Dr Hasnat Khan. Apparently she desperately wanted to marry By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 10:09 am
Royals Hot Harry in a hat Little G of Cambridge? Hot Harry is over it already. Like I said, while everyone else in the world was fapping over the birth of the new king, Harry was getting sunburned in the garden at Kensington Palace, enjoying the fact that no one was paying attention to his summer By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 08:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prince George goes to Bucklebury Prince William and his Catherine took Little G to Bucklebury yesterday after the Queen’s visit. Their residence at Kensington Palace is still being renovated and besides, as a new mother, I imagine Kate would want to be around her own mother, which doesn’t seem unusual, not at all, By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 09:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession He Who Must Be Named Okay, they’ve announced it. I actually thought it would take longer, but seeing as the Queen was out to visit them relatively early this AM, I suppose she approved in plenty of time. Even the royals have to move faster in a 24-hour news cycle. George Alexander Louis, to By Duana • Jul 24, 2013 04:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby vs Bachelorette Um… PEOPLE Magazine’s cover this week is not surprising – obviously the Cambridges and their baby boy king who arrived in time to make the deadline. It’s the only story. But is it? Over at US Weekly though, well, the royal child has been bumped in favour of a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 10:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for July 24, 2013 Dear Gossips, “Come on, poppet,” said Prince William to Kate as he wrapped up their brief media session outside the hospital yesterday. Poppet! So that’s what the future King calls his wife. As I wrote yesterday, it was a perfectly executed, flawless presentation, from the timing – allowing UK broadcasters By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 08:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Princess Catherine delivers again Prince William chose a partner who was well suited for the position. We’ve heard this over and over and over again. She trained for years. She passed every test. As I have written repeatedly, Kate is pragmatism over passion, much more so than her mother-in-law. And so, even though By Lainey • Jul 22, 2013 04:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession A Baby Wales weekend? US Weekly reported at about 11:30am ET that Catherine of William and William left in a convoy from Bucklebury, where she’d been staying with her parents, heading to London, leading to speculation – again! – that Baby Wales might be arriving. The Palace would not comment. So far nothing yet By Lainey • Jul 19, 2013 03:02 pm
Royals The Queen waits … at cricket Queen Elizabeth showed up at the England-Australia cricket match today in London. She spoke with the players for an hour after arriving late, then went to her box for a bit, and then left early, prompting many to speculate that she was rushing off because Katy Cambridge was in labour. By Lainey • Jul 18, 2013 05:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Her Majesty must wait…and is down with the gays The Queen was visited with her people in Lake Windermere in Cumbria today in a bright green outfit. While she was on her walkabout, she was asked by a precocious young lady about Kate’s baby, whether or not she preferred a boy or a girl. The Queen answered right By Lainey • Jul 17, 2013 04:46 pm
Royals Serenity on the water Princess Serenity of her Monaco Glory is on holiday in Italy with friends. I don’t see him, do you? Of course not. She’s relaxed. She’s totally at ease. She’s been awarded for her good behaviour with a relatively unmonitored trip. What good behaviour? Well, Charlene recently By Lainey • Jul 16, 2013 12:44 pm
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse is in love With Cressida Bonas... This according to E! News, reporting that Prince Harry and Cressida are “definitely more in love than ever” with gushy details about how they’re all over each other all the time and Cressida goes to Chelsy Davy for advice about how to navigate the royals…what? By Lainey • Jul 15, 2013 12:49 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession While the Royals wait… Katy Cambridge’s supposed due date came and went yesterday. Baby Wales has not yet arrived. Prince William is scheduled to play at a charity polo match on Sunday and they’re making a big ass deal of the fact that he’s still going even though his wife could By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 10:34 am
Royals Hot Harry’s wedding love triangle I posted a preview on Lady Melissa Percy and Thomas Van BeeZee’s wedding on Friday – click here for a refresher. As mentioned, Hot Harry was there to support his best friend. And his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy was there to support her best friend, Missy Percy. Cressida Bonas, Harry’s By Lainey • Jun 24, 2013 08:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Love Triangle at the Blue Blood English wedding Prince Harry’s best friend Thomas Van BeeZee is marrying Lady Melissa Percy tomorrow in a castle, obviously, in Northumberland. Because her father is the Duke of Northumberland. It’s one of the Duke’s THREE castles, along with holdings all over other parts of England. Will and Hot Harry By Lainey • Jun 21, 2013 12:28 pm
Royals Intro for June 6, 2013 Dear Gossips, It's Day 3 at Royal Ascot and the Queen was joined in her carriage today by her granddaughter-in-law. No. Not that one. Autumn Phillips, the Canadian. Her Majesty decided to ride with her today. So, you know, Mrs Cambridge isn't the only favourite. Haven& By Lainey • Jun 20, 2013 10:59 am