Royals Weekend Stags Prince William and Hot Harry were at a stag the other night for their friend, yet another friend with a stick-up-his-ass name: Thomas Van Straubenzee. Every letter drips money and stolen diamonds. Here’s a great graphic of the princes’ fancy friends, if you’re curious. Thomas By Lainey • Jun 03, 2013 12:32 pm
Royals Intro for May 31, 2013 Dear Gossips, Prince Harry put on a tuxedo last night for The Walking Wounded Crystal Ball. Do you find his jacket a liiiiiitttle bit too long? I mean, it could be more tailored, non? Are you about to tell me that that’s a royal thing too? That they don’ By Lainey • May 31, 2013 09:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge blooms in yellow Mrs Cambridge attended the Queen’s garden party today at Buckingham Palace with her in-laws. She looked great in yellow over the growing heir. Not much longer now. As you can see, Kate seems to get on great with Camilla. And William? Garden parties aren’t for the Wales By Lainey • May 22, 2013 03:24 pm
Royals The family supports Hot Harry Harry was busy yesterday. He and his brother visited with injured service personnel in Tidworth -- click here to see those photos if you missed them -- and then he was in London at the Chelsea Flower Show in support of his Sentebale charity’s forget-me-not garden. And his family By Lainey • May 21, 2013 12:46 pm
Royals The Wales Brothers, together again! I have a hard time telling Prince William apart from his uncle, Prince Edward, these days. Hot Harry, on the other hand, well you just can’t miss him. He’s particularly animated in this set of pictures which is why there are more of him and less of his By Lainey • May 20, 2013 02:51 pm
Royals The Princess and the rugby player? Charlene of Serenity was not with Prince Albert at Queen Beatrix’s abdication and her son King Willem-Alexander’s subsequent coronation at the end of April. She had previous charity commitments back home in South Africa where she also attended an old friend’s wedding. But overseas gossips have By Lainey • May 17, 2013 09:48 am
Royals How many dowries? Were offered yesterday from rich ass families in New York hoping Hot Harry would “love at first sight” their daughters? And was Ashley Greene unable to buy her way into the event? Prince Harry played in a charity polo match in Connecticut yesterday in support of his foundation, Sentebale. Did By Lainey • May 16, 2013 04:44 pm
Royals Hot Harry’s urchin doll Prince Harry continued his tour of America yesterday in New York and New Jersey, visiting with Hurricane Sandy victims, accompanied by Governor Chris Christie. These Wales boys were bred to wear the sh-t out of a white shirt, non? Even when he’s playing baseball. Harry was on the By Lainey • May 15, 2013 10:33 am
Royals Captain Wales America uses the porta-potty I have so much bathroom anxiety, it’s almost crippling. It’s worse in the summer, especially as I travel so much and so many people wear flipflops on airplanes and then use the airplane facilities. Turbulence is unpredictable, you know. As previously already mentioned, this is also why I By Lainey • May 13, 2013 10:45 am
Royals Hot Harry and FLOTUS Michelle Obama was hosting an event at the White House yesterday to honour military mothers and wives when Hot Prince Harry dropped in for a visit. Well Happy Mother’s Day! As always, Harry was great with the children. I wonder if Sasha and Malia were around in the residence By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:40 am
Royals Hot Harry in America Today was the first day of Hot Harry's American visit. He was in DC for an anti-landmine exhibit, a cause, as you know, that was one of Princess Diana's. But God he really looks like her in some of these photos, non? More so than By Lainey • May 09, 2013 05:26 pm
Royals Orange without Serenity This week, Queen Beatrix (I LOVE this name) of the Netherlands abdicated the Orange Throne (I don’t know if they really call it this but it would be awesome if they did) so that her son, Willem-Alexander, could become king. It was a very popular move. The people By Lainey • May 01, 2013 02:35 pm
Harry Potter The Royal wand-play Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Diagon Alley today picking up some wands. Somewhere there’s a joke in there about Harry and his stick but I’m not clever enough to find it. As you can see, Kate seems terrified by the glow on the end By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 09:43 am
Royals Hot Harry, news anchor and gamer Single Harry gets all the fun jobs. The Ginger Prince was busy today -- he gets two articles! Earlier he was changing nappies at Bradbury House in Nottingham. Click here if you missed it. Then, still in Nottingham, he visited the Confetti Institute of Creative Technologies and played video games with By Lainey • Apr 25, 2013 04:15 pm
Royals Hot Harry changing nappies Harry went to work today at Headway, the brain injury association at Bradbury House in Nottingham. While there, to raise awareness for the cause, he demonstrated what it would be like to change a nappy with a brain injury. So there’s a toy baby and he held a weight By Lainey • Apr 25, 2013 10:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The pregnant Princess’s empire waist Mrs Cambridge attended a reception tonight at the National Portrait Gallery in London wearing an empire waist dress in eggshell blue. It’s decided then: longer hemlines without a coat, shorter hemlines with a coat on top. It’s great to see her looking so healthy and strong, especially the By Lainey • Apr 24, 2013 04:09 pm
