Royals A Blue Beret Day But the Queen was marvellous yesterday, wasn’t she? I don’t think I saw her sit down even once. Pretty sure those velvet chairs went unused the whole time. It was Her Majesty’s day for sure. And still, my primary focus on these events is usually Prince Harry. By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 10:23 am
Royals The Lonely Prince Having already seen the BBC’s The Diamond Queen, Katie Couric’s royal special was actually kinda meh. What else is Will to say when asked about his mother? That Diana would not have wanted to meet Kate? He’s to be king one day. Of course he wants to By Lainey • May 31, 2012 01:37 pm
Royals Kate recycles for the Queen Ten days ago, Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for world royalty at Windsor Castle. Princess Catherine wore a pink dress with a pleated skirt. Click here to see. The Queen’s annual garden party happened today at Buckingham Palace. And Kate wore the same dress. That is the same dress, By Lainey • May 29, 2012 05:26 pm
Royals Is there a kids’ table? Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much. I like to imagine that By Lainey • May 18, 2012 02:32 pm
Royals Lupo Loves Hot Harry On A Horse It’s Monday. And Hot Harry is riding around on his horse wearing the sh-t out of his white pants and getting super cute with dogs and babies. It might help the week go by faster. I mean... Sometimes you’re just born to it. He was born to ride. By Lainey • May 14, 2012 12:45 pm
Royals Their Royal Bodies Are Touching Look at Mrs Cambridge pressed right up against her husband’s body in the first photo. There have been few lapses in concentration by Catherine over the last year. This, however, has to be an accident, a moment of relaxed familiarity given the setting. I mean, if Her Majesty had By Lainey • May 14, 2012 11:40 am
Royals The Cambridges rising Since I'm spending the weekend in England, I thought it'd be a good way to wrap up the week with English love. Prince William and Catherine attended the Our Greatest Team Rises BOA Olympic Concert tonight at Royal Albert Hall in fancy dress. The Cambridges will By Lainey • May 11, 2012 04:36 pm
Royals A Royal Weather Bunny! The most interesting thing to me about Prince Charles is that he's the father of Prince William and Hot Harry on a Horse. But I'm kinda into him reading the weather today in the UK. Hilarious, right? And he's not even behaving as though By Lainey • May 10, 2012 10:58 am
Royals Will & Kate at the secret dinner Prince William and Catherine were out last night in London. Will was invited to speak at a meeting of The Thirty Club. Apparently The Thirty Club is super elite and top secret. No one knows what goes on in there but its members are among the most powerful media and By Lainey • May 09, 2012 11:06 am
Royals Single Hot Harry and his shirt hole While his brother was celebrating his first anniversary with his wife, Hot Harry went out this weekend, a lot, amid reports that he’s shutting down whatever it is that he had going with Mollie King of The Saturdays. Apparently she was famewhoring too much. Poor Harry can’t find By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 10:50 am
Royals Remembering The Bells at the Royal Wedding Can you get enough of that sound? God it was like a f-cking movie. Better than a movie. The bells of Westminster Abbey were pealing and Prince William and Catherine exited the church for the first time as Future King and Queen. People kept sending around that meme of their By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 03:41 pm
Royals Remembering the kisses at the Royal Wedding This balcony tradition is the best. I mean, what could be more Royal than waving from an elevated position in front of a castle? F-ck. These people do not mess around. Compare Will and Kate's kisses for example to the awkward window snogging by Serenity Charlene and Albert By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 03:30 pm
Royals Remember what Harry said at the Royal Wedding “Wait ‘til you see her.” That’s how I’m choosing to read his lips. You are welcome to offer your own interpretations but you won’t change my mind! It fits with the narrative. In the BBC 3 part documentary The Diamond Queen - have you watched it yet? By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:47 pm
Royals Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up? Well, that didn't By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:23 pm
Royals Remembering JUST MARRIED at the Royal Wedding You cannot say enough about how impressive that day was in terms of organisation and logistics. The only thing that could possibly go wrong was Prince Harry because, obviously. And even he managed to hold it together. It started on time. It didn’t even rain on them. These Royals, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 01:34 pm
Royals Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy... Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:33 am
