Royals Lupo Loves Hot Harry On A Horse It’s Monday. And Hot Harry is riding around on his horse wearing the sh-t out of his white pants and getting super cute with dogs and babies. It might help the week go by faster. I mean... Sometimes you’re just born to it. He was born to ride. By Lainey • May 14, 2012 12:45 pm
Royals Their Royal Bodies Are Touching Look at Mrs Cambridge pressed right up against her husband’s body in the first photo. There have been few lapses in concentration by Catherine over the last year. This, however, has to be an accident, a moment of relaxed familiarity given the setting. I mean, if Her Majesty had By Lainey • May 14, 2012 11:40 am
Royals The Cambridges rising Since I'm spending the weekend in England, I thought it'd be a good way to wrap up the week with English love. Prince William and Catherine attended the Our Greatest Team Rises BOA Olympic Concert tonight at Royal Albert Hall in fancy dress. The Cambridges will By Lainey • May 11, 2012 04:36 pm
Royals A Royal Weather Bunny! The most interesting thing to me about Prince Charles is that he's the father of Prince William and Hot Harry on a Horse. But I'm kinda into him reading the weather today in the UK. Hilarious, right? And he's not even behaving as though By Lainey • May 10, 2012 10:58 am
Royals Will & Kate at the secret dinner Prince William and Catherine were out last night in London. Will was invited to speak at a meeting of The Thirty Club. Apparently The Thirty Club is super elite and top secret. No one knows what goes on in there but its members are among the most powerful media and By Lainey • May 09, 2012 11:06 am
Royals Single Hot Harry and his shirt hole While his brother was celebrating his first anniversary with his wife, Hot Harry went out this weekend, a lot, amid reports that he’s shutting down whatever it is that he had going with Mollie King of The Saturdays. Apparently she was famewhoring too much. Poor Harry can’t find By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 10:50 am
Royals Remembering The Bells at the Royal Wedding Can you get enough of that sound? God it was like a f-cking movie. Better than a movie. The bells of Westminster Abbey were pealing and Prince William and Catherine exited the church for the first time as Future King and Queen. People kept sending around that meme of their By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 03:41 pm
Royals Remembering the kisses at the Royal Wedding This balcony tradition is the best. I mean, what could be more Royal than waving from an elevated position in front of a castle? F-ck. These people do not mess around. Compare Will and Kate's kisses for example to the awkward window snogging by Serenity Charlene and Albert By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 03:30 pm
Royals Remember what Harry said at the Royal Wedding “Wait ‘til you see her.” That’s how I’m choosing to read his lips. You are welcome to offer your own interpretations but you won’t change my mind! It fits with the narrative. In the BBC 3 part documentary The Diamond Queen - have you watched it yet? By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:47 pm
Royals Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up? Well, that didn't By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:23 pm
Royals Remembering JUST MARRIED at the Royal Wedding You cannot say enough about how impressive that day was in terms of organisation and logistics. The only thing that could possibly go wrong was Prince Harry because, obviously. And even he managed to hold it together. It started on time. It didn’t even rain on them. These Royals, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 01:34 pm
Royals Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy... Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:33 am
Royals Remembering The Dress If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 09:52 am
Royals Double outing for the Cambridges Royal visits happen on Thursdays a lot of the time - am I imagining this? Prince William and Catherine are doubling up today - first a reception to celebrate the Scott-Amundsen Centenary Race to the South Pole (photos attached below) and later they’ll attend an event at the Imperial By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 11:07 am
Royals Will & Kate just before the anniversary They were married on April 29, 2011. Their official anniversary is Sunday. But last year it happened on a Friday. So we’ll blog about it on Friday. As for what they’ll be doing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday... Apparently something private. Tonight, though, they went to a movie. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 02:34 pm
Royals Hot Harry’s bad hair day What? It’s true. I’m sorry. Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 12:16 pm
