Royals Remembering The Bells at the Royal Wedding Can you get enough of that sound? God it was like a f-cking movie. Better than a movie. The bells of Westminster Abbey were pealing and Prince William and Catherine exited the church for the first time as Future King and Queen. People kept sending around that meme of By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 03:41 pm
Royals Remembering the kisses at the Royal Wedding This balcony tradition is the best. I mean, what could be more Royal than waving from an elevated position in front of a castle? F-ck. These people do not mess around. Compare Will and Kate's kisses for example to the awkward window snogging by Serenity Charlene and By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 03:30 pm
Royals Remember what Harry said at the Royal Wedding “Wait ‘til you see her.” That’s how I’m choosing to read his lips. You are welcome to offer your own interpretations but you won’t change my mind! It fits with the narrative. In the BBC 3 part documentary The Diamond Queen - have you watched it yet??? - Harry By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:47 pm
Royals Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up? Well, that didn' By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:23 pm
Royals Remembering JUST MARRIED at the Royal Wedding You cannot say enough about how impressive that day was in terms of organisation and logistics. The only thing that could possibly go wrong was Prince Harry because, obviously. And even he managed to hold it together. It started on time. It didn’t even rain on them. These Royals, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 01:34 pm
Royals Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy... Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:33 am
Royals Remembering The Dress If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 09:52 am
Royals Double outing for the Cambridges Royal visits happen on Thursdays a lot of the time - am I imagining this? Prince William and Catherine are doubling up today - first a reception to celebrate the Scott-Amundsen Centenary Race to the South Pole (photos attached below) and later they’ll attend an event at the Imperial War By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 11:07 am
Royals Will & Kate just before the anniversary They were married on April 29, 2011. Their official anniversary is Sunday. But last year it happened on a Friday. So we’ll blog about it on Friday. As for what they’ll be doing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday... Apparently something private. Tonight, though, they went to a movie. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 02:34 pm
Royals Hot Harry’s bad hair day What? It’s true. I’m sorry. Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 12:16 pm
Royals 9 Months Of Serenity Her Princess Of Serenity Charlene was at her husband Prince Albert’s side yesterday during The Monte-Carlo Rolex Masters to present Novak Djokovic with the Vermeil Sport Medal of Monaco for Physical Education. It’s now just over three quarters of a year that Charlene’s been locked into By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 09:58 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry's Chelsy + Sienna The British papers are all over Hot Harry's new romance with Mollie King today. She's a member of the UK girl pop group The Saturdays. (They do a great job over there building their own Star System, don't they? We need to get on By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 01:53 pm
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse - are you decorating? Prince Harry was spotted leaving a shoppe called Fake Landscapes in London yesterday. You’ll recall, it was reported last week that Harry’s moved out of his dad’s place and into a bachelor suite at Kensington Palace; he’s now next-wing neighbours with the Cambridges. So... Is By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 10:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Question Mark/Exclamation Point PEOPLE Magazine has been getting its ass kicked since the beginning of the year by Us Weekly on exclusives: Justin Timberlake’s engagement, Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy, Michelle Williams/Jason Segel first photos as a couple, to name a few. Each time, PEOPLE follows with a story half a day, By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 10:35 am
Royals Hot Harry’s Family Friday Hot Harry along with his father, his stepmother, his aunts, uncles, and cousins attended a church service today to remember his great grandmother the Queen Mother. Really, really want to know what Princess Anne is lecturing him about. Harry is rather close with Beatrice and Eugenie. I’ve always wondered By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 12:10 pm
Royals Hot Harry moves out We all do it. Some do it when they leave for university. Some stay until they’re married. I recently saw Jeff, Who Lives At Home starring Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Susan Sarandon, and Judy Greer (who is SO lovely) and Segel’s character is around 30 and still lives By Lainey • Mar 28, 2012 05:06 pm
