Royals Will & Kate see The Avengers It was movie night last night for Prince William and his Catherine. They went to see The Avengers at ODEON Kensington which isn’t far from Ffiona’s, my favourite restaurant in London. Go when you’re there; the steak & kidney pie is worth the flight. Click here to By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 11:32 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry & Cheryl Cole? British gossips backstage at the Jubilee concert the other night are reporting that Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole were engaged in a long discussion at point in the evening prompting some to speculate that they may have texted each other later for a bootycall. Here we go... But this time By Lainey • Jun 07, 2012 12:28 pm
Royals The Queen & Her (only) Heirs All I remember reading in advance about the balcony appearance and flypast was that the Queen would be accompanied by “senior members of the Royal Family”. Senior means only the Waleses? There’s always something new to learn, see? Just Charles with his wife and children, the heir and the By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 10:47 am
Royals Top hat, tails, and no rest for The Lonely Prince At this writing it’s 4pm in London. Harry still has an entire evening ahead of him before he can return to Kensington Palace, take off his dinner jacket, slump onto the couch with a beer, and fall asleep with his hand down his pants...with nothing to wake up By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 12:00 pm
Royals The Rise Of Camilla and the Family Wales Obviously this is not the portrait we expected in 1981 looking ahead 30 years. And those of you loyal to Diana would say that it disgusts you to see this woman who caused Diana so much grief be embraced the way she’s been, so much so that she was By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 11:02 am
Royals Intro for June 5, 2012 Dear Gossips, Are you Jubileed out yet? I am so totally not. But I do wonder if Hot Harry is tired of wearing a suit all the time. Given how much he complains about it, he’s probably ready to get back into his jeans. And ring Chelsy. Where do By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 10:29 am
Royals A Blue Beret Day But the Queen was marvellous yesterday, wasn’t she? I don’t think I saw her sit down even once. Pretty sure those velvet chairs went unused the whole time. It was Her Majesty’s day for sure. And still, my primary focus on these events is usually Prince Harry. By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 10:23 am
Royals The Lonely Prince Having already seen the BBC’s The Diamond Queen, Katie Couric’s royal special was actually kinda meh. What else is Will to say when asked about his mother? That Diana would not have wanted to meet Kate? He’s to be king one day. Of course he wants to By Lainey • May 31, 2012 01:37 pm
Royals Kate recycles for the Queen Ten days ago, Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for world royalty at Windsor Castle. Princess Catherine wore a pink dress with a pleated skirt. Click here to see. The Queen’s annual garden party happened today at Buckingham Palace. And Kate wore the same dress. That is the same dress, By Lainey • May 29, 2012 05:26 pm
Royals Is there a kids’ table? Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much. I like to imagine that By Lainey • May 18, 2012 02:32 pm
Royals Lupo Loves Hot Harry On A Horse It’s Monday. And Hot Harry is riding around on his horse wearing the sh-t out of his white pants and getting super cute with dogs and babies. It might help the week go by faster. I mean... Sometimes you’re just born to it. He was born to By Lainey • May 14, 2012 12:45 pm
Royals Their Royal Bodies Are Touching Look at Mrs Cambridge pressed right up against her husband’s body in the first photo. There have been few lapses in concentration by Catherine over the last year. This, however, has to be an accident, a moment of relaxed familiarity given the setting. I mean, if Her Majesty had By Lainey • May 14, 2012 11:40 am
Royals The Cambridges rising Since I'm spending the weekend in England, I thought it'd be a good way to wrap up the week with English love. Prince William and Catherine attended the Our Greatest Team Rises BOA Olympic Concert tonight at Royal Albert Hall in fancy dress. The Cambridges will By Lainey • May 11, 2012 04:36 pm
Royals A Royal Weather Bunny! The most interesting thing to me about Prince Charles is that he's the father of Prince William and Hot Harry on a Horse. But I'm kinda into him reading the weather today in the UK. Hilarious, right? And he's not even behaving as though By Lainey • May 10, 2012 10:58 am
Royals Will & Kate at the secret dinner Prince William and Catherine were out last night in London. Will was invited to speak at a meeting of The Thirty Club. Apparently The Thirty Club is super elite and top secret. No one knows what goes on in there but its members are among the most powerful media and By Lainey • May 09, 2012 11:06 am
Royals Single Hot Harry and his shirt hole While his brother was celebrating his first anniversary with his wife, Hot Harry went out this weekend, a lot, amid reports that he’s shutting down whatever it is that he had going with Mollie King of The Saturdays. Apparently she was famewhoring too much. Poor Harry can’t find By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 10:50 am