Royals Hot Harry’s dance video Hot Harry on Jubilee tour is a continuous gift. It Does.Not.Stop. Yesterday Prince Harry raced Usain Bolt. Then he held hands hugged with the Jamaican Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller. Harry is a good hugger. A great hugger. Look how he puts his entire body into it. Look how By Lainey • Mar 07, 2012 11:16 am
Jock Smut Hot Harry and the Fastest Man Alive Hot Harry was in Jamaica this morning and raced Usain Bolt. It’s a GIFT, ok? This is a GIFT. Please enjoy. Also, yesterday in the Bahamas, Harry had occasion to meet two Bahamian beauty queens. It’s really too bad he couldn’t stay longer. But look at him, By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 11:37 am
Royals All the Royal Ladies Now put your hands up That f-cking song has been in my head all morning. I’ve decided to make you suffer too! Her Majesty was joined by her daughter-in-law and her grand daughter-in-law today in London on a visit to Fortnum & Mason. They all toured the food hall By Lainey • Mar 01, 2012 10:46 am
Royals A Prison Bride at the Oscars I screamed in the control room when the pool feed picked up Serenity arriving with Albert last night. Needless to say, this did not go over well since there are easily two dozen people in there trying to produce a live show. But there she was, all tragic and miserable, By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 09:00 am
Royals The Princess and the wolf Oh my God, I miss my dogs. Even after Jacek messaged me this morning to tell me that he was swatted in the face by Barney at 4am who I'm sure was told to go the f-ck back to sleep, it's not breakfast yet, you asshole. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2012 04:33 pm
Royals The Princess wears booties Catherine of William was in Oxford today visiting The Art Room, one of her royal patronages. The Art Room helps kids with emotional and behavioural challenges through art therapy. Click here to learn more about the programme. I like seeing Mrs Cambridge in booties. You know, as far as she’ By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 11:04 am
Royals Princess Catherine and the children After supporting addiction recovery programmes yesterday in Liverpool, Catherine of Cambridge spent the rest of Valentine’s Day at Alder Hey Children’s Hospital’s Oncology Ward visiting with young patients. I guess all that talk of her being nervous and the Palace’s worry about her going out on By Lainey • Feb 15, 2012 11:20 am
Royals Prison Bride at the Oscars? OMG. I feel like I might be more excited to see her at the Oscars than anyone else. It’s Prison Bride! Accordingly to Page Six, Prince Albert and Her Serenity of Captivity, Princess Charlene of Monaco, would like to attend the Oscars on February 26th. Something about her starting By Lainey • Feb 15, 2012 10:41 am
Royals The Prince sends flowers The Brink Bar is in Liverpool. It’s an alcohol-free non-profit establishment in support of young people recovering from drug and alcohol addiction. Catherine of Cambridge, the royal patron, was there today on an official charity visit. They created a smoothie in her honour called “The Duchess”. She also received By Lainey • Feb 14, 2012 11:16 am
Royals Hot Harry is a good gunner The Palace announced the other day that Captain Wales - that’s his really hot army name - was named Best Co-Pilot Gunner upon completion of helicopter training. You’ll recall, Harry spent a couple of months in America late last year to finish off the programme. I guess all By Lainey • Feb 10, 2012 11:29 am
Royals Kate works while Will’s away Prince William is now on duty in the Falkland Islands. He’ll be away for 6 weeks. Before departing for his mission, Will joined the Middleton family on holiday in Mustique. Now it’s back to work. For both. Here’s Catherine of William tonight in London at the National By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 04:10 pm
Royals Name The Baby! William and his Catherine are not yet pregnant. They are however now raising a puppy. These photos were on hold FOREVER for some reason until now. SO cute, right? Look at his clumsy legs! Anyway, taken last week in Wales on January 24, here are the Cambridges walking arm in By Lainey • Feb 01, 2012 04:35 pm
Royals The Cambridges: Holiday Before Separation Prince William and Catherine are currently in Mustique, on holiday with the Middletons, including Pippa, before he heads off to the Falkland Islands for work on an extended trip. Much has been made of how Kate will handle their separation, as much of the British media reports she’ll be By Lainey • Jan 24, 2012 12:39 pm
Royals Progress Report: Serenity’s First Six Months It’s now been 6 months since the beginning of Charlene Wittstock’s Serene Imprisonment to the Monarch of Monaco. Last week she joined the Grimaldis at the opening ceremony of the Monte Carlo 36th International Circus Festival. Charlene had difficulties adjusting to her new role. She seemed to lack By Lainey • Jan 23, 2012 12:04 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Not pregnant at 30 Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. How would By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 10:15 am
Royals Catherine Cambridge’s First Christmas Senior royals traditionally spend Christmas at Sandringham. Despite the worrying news that 90 year old Prince Philip was recovering from heart surgery, a crowd of thousands, the biggest it’s been in recent years, greeted Her Majesty’s Family on their walk to church on Sunday, Catherine’s first time. By Lainey • Dec 27, 2011 10:18 am
