Royals Prison Bride goes out alone Well this is new. Prince Albert was spotted at two consecutive official events the last few weeks without the Supreme Serenity High Princess Charlene at his side prompting many to wonder whether or not she was negotiating her escape. Yesterday however Charlene emerged alone on official royal duty - she By Lainey • Sep 30, 2011 01:31 pm
Royals Is that a sweat dress? Prince William and Catherine attended the opening of a cancer centre for children today in Surrey, England. Will came straight from an all-nighter at work. Kate’s been in London; was at a wedding last weekend and then was spotted shopping at Topshop. Check out this dress she’s wearing. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2011 02:46 pm
Royals Hot Harry and a telephone Prince Harry attended a charity trading event yesterday in London, confirming a 15 billion pound deal. Harry also worked the phones for half an hour or so. Check him out. Wherever he is he always looks like he’s at a bar. Harry’s birthday is on Thursday. He’ll By Lainey • Sep 13, 2011 05:21 am
Royals Prison Bride dragged out for duty Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 02:52 am
Royals Hot Harry’s wet dance moves Prince Harry has been on holiday with friends in Croatia, his last few days of fun before heading back into army training. As you can see from the video below, he’s making the most of it. Hot Harry hit up a club. There was a lot of drunk dancing. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 05:23 am
Royals Don’t you trust this face? Hot Harry on a Horse spent time with members of The Suffolk Foundation yesterday at the EnglandVaarders 2011 rowing exhibition from Katwijk, South Holland to the Sizewell, Suffolk. He spoke with the families of four British men recreating the journey of 32 Dutchmen who escaped Nazi-occupied Netherlands. Only 8 survived By Lainey • Aug 25, 2011 03:14 am
Royals You can conjure them Yesterday in a post about Hot Harry and the Firemen - click here if you missed it - I noted that Will and Kate had yet to be seen post-riot meeting and greeting victims and emergency personnel who’d assisted during the violence. It was only a matter of hours! By Lainey • Aug 19, 2011 03:49 am
Royals Hot Harry & the Firemen What’s up pervs? Did you think this was the title of a new porn? I agree with you. It totally should be. Or at least a calendar. Prince Harry is in Salford today visiting with firefighters and ambulance crew members who were called out to assist during the riots By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 05:49 am
Break Ups Hot Harry loves his Helicopter More than Flee. Come on, did he ever love Flee? Word is Prince Harry and Florence with the pain in the ass last name are done. Apparently, according to PEOPLE, they were dating since June but now Harry realises he must focus on his army training and doesn’t want By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 08:19 am
Royals This is what happens when you’re no longer Royal Sarah Ferguson is currently promoting on a TV show on Oprah’s network OWN called Finding Sarah: From Royalty to the Real World. She agreed to an interview with 60 Minutes in Australia. This programme is not to be confused with 60 Minutes in America. Australia’s 60 Minutes is By Lainey • Aug 15, 2011 07:45 am
Royals Should I liveblog this? We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 10:00 am
Royals Prison Bride & Albert: Photo Assumption the Dance Prince Albert of Monaco and his Serene Prisoner Charlene Wittstock attended the Red Cross Ball in Monte Carlo the other night. She tried to look…happier. And many people have noted that she does indeed look less …tortured?... than she did on her wedding day and after. Really? I don’ By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 06:33 am
Royals The coordinated Cambridges hold hands, look tired Prince William and Catherine were photographed holding hands on a walk through Holyrood Park the other day looking a little worn out after Zara Phillip’s bender of a wedding. Kate, in particular, seems pretty run down after so many months of non-stop activity. Also, as we all know, the By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 06:33 am
Thinnification Catherine Cambridge and the Red Third Wheel Over at Dlisted, Michael K hilariously posits that Princess Catherine violated girl code by wearing a variation of off-white to Zara Phillips’s wedding. Now I know I don’t have the best vision, but this looks more, like, yellow to me. And it’s not like I’m defending By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:29 am
Royals Zara Phillips marries She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:11 am
Royals She won’t cry or try to escape It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:31 am
