Royals Charlene’s tears If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 02:18 am
Royals Photo Assumption: Another Balcony Kiss Over in Monaco, Prince Albert married Charlene Wittstock. Rumour has it they confiscated her passport... what??? I’m telling you, that’s what the papers have reported even though the royals are vehemently denying it. It’s almost medieval, non? Anyway, the spectacular spectacular is happening later. The civil ceremony By Lainey • Jul 01, 2011 06:40 am
Maple Leaf Kate’s Maple Leaf Prince William and Catherine have just departed a citizenship ceremony today, the first stop on their Canada Day itinerary. She wore a Maple Leaf broach on her left side. Apparently this was a loaner from the Queen. Can you see the maple leaves in her hat? I’m wondering if By Lainey • Jul 01, 2011 04:47 am
Maple Leaf Will & Kate & the youth The final stop on the first day of the Royal Tour in Canada was a bbq reception to celebrate youth. Both William and Catherine made a wardrobe change – her third of the day. This time it was an Issa wrap dress with a bird pattern, sheer stockings, and slingback wedges. By Lainey • Jul 01, 2011 03:35 am
Maple Leaf Will & Kate in Canada:2 changes, 2 Cdn designers.. So far. When Princess Catherine got on the plane for Canada this morning from London, she was wearing a Smythe blazer, Canadian brand. When she arrived in Ottawa she wore Erdem, another Canadian designer. So far she’s pimping out the Maple Leaf. Word up. Needless to say, Smythe is By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 08:17 am
Royals Waiting for Catherine Will and Kate will arrive in Ottawa today around 2pm ET and will visit the National War Memorial. From there they’ll hit up a welcome ceremony at Rideau Hall and then it’s a Celebration of Youth Barbecue. It’s quite a full day but they’ll have a By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 03:14 am
Royals The Only Kate in London is getting married Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 07:37 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry charges the light brigade Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred Did you have to learn that poem in school? For me it was Grade 4. Around about there. We had to memorise and recite it in front of class. I was always really good at memorisation without actually knowing what the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 02:56 am
Royals Royal Wedding competition! Will & Kate’s wedding was watched by a billion around the world. Or was it billions? It was a big f-cking deal. The end. Now there’s another royal wedding happening this weekend and, well, so far it’s been pretty low on public fascination, especially outside of certain By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 07:40 am
Royals This is not happening I know we all wanted it to after the wedding just because, in the basest, basest terms, you could totally picture Hot Harry on a Horse getting down with Pippa Middleton’s tight, taught, perky ass in that white silk bridesmaid gown, right? Come on now. At the root of By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 04:00 am
Royals Will & Kate coordinate Prince William and Catherine stepped out on Saturday to honour the Irish Guard at a medal parade in Windsor on Saturday. His uniform, I’m sure, is all official and proper. But as you can see, she chose to match him on the occasion in a military McQueen, so beautifully By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 02:42 am
Royals Everyone’s little brother Hot Harry on a Horse played polo again this weekend. This time his cousins came to watch. As you can see, Harry and Zara Phillips are close. And he’s also close with her fiancé Mike Tindall. Zara and Mike are to marry on July 30th. UK tabloids are now By Lainey • Jun 20, 2011 02:19 am
Royals Gossip Wish List: Hot Harry and Blake On Sunday, Hot Harry was at the Guards Polo Club at Windsor Great Park to present the Queen’s Cup. I just like the shot of him not really tweaking his nipple but looking like it. Am actually surprised Michael K from Dlisted hasn’t already jizzed all over this By Lainey • Jun 15, 2011 09:36 am
Break Ups Pippa being single Big headlines this week about Pippa Middleton and her singleness. They said her (ex) boyfriend Alex Loudon isn’t happening anymore. And why not? After the Wedding, she became an Industry in her own right. Pippa is an Economy now. Single Pippa and all the intrigue is much more lucrative By Lainey • Jun 15, 2011 08:16 am
Royals Busy weekend for the Cambridges & Pippa As noted earlier, there was a lot of Royal-ness to cover this weekend. Prince William and Catherine were present, along with all the other Royals, at Trooping the Colour in celebration of the Queen’s birthday. Will rode during the procession directly behind his gran. He’s on the grey By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 05:18 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse in a tight white shirt Great way to kick off the week, non? Hot Harry and party hard Chelsy Davy haven’t been spending a lot of time together lately. Hot Harry is decidedly less fluffy around the face. And the chest. And the abs. Coincidence or conspiracy? No, I don’t blame Chelsy for By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 02:32 am
