Jock Smut Intro for July 24, 2018 Dear Gossips, It’s not even an Olympic summer and we’re getting a Ryan Lochte story. Ryan has been suspended from swimming for 14 months for a doping violation. He was not using PEDs. He was getting an IV vitamin drip exceeding the amount allowed by the US Anti-Doping By Lainey • Jul 24, 2018 08:37 am
Jock Smut Ryan Lochte’s raising a hockey player For this post, I will be playing the part of Duana, The Name Therapist. Ryan Lochte and Kayla Rae Reid announced the birth of their son, confirming on Instagram that he was born this morning. Caiden Zane Lochte. I'm a daddy #miracle #babyboy #myson A post shared by By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 12:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 4, 2016 An extremely rare Daniel Day-Lewis sighting. Do you think Adam and DDL met on Lincoln? I can’t remember the movie well enough to recall if they had any scenes together. When Daniel met Adam. Weird to think about where these characters are after the final episode has been shot. By Maria • Oct 04, 2016 02:46 pm
Ryan Lochte Intro for August 25, 2016 Dear Gossips, It was reported yesterday that Ryan Lochte is negotiating a deal to appear on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. So, you know, he may have lost several sponsors this week, but there are many people out there who don’t think that what Ryan Lochte By Lainey • Aug 25, 2016 10:05 am
Jock Smut Intro for August 22, 2016 Dear Gossips, Four years ago, at the Olympics, Ryan Lochte was a blessing to the internet, generating memes and GIFs and hilarious snark-pieces that I still enjoy and read, despite the fact that our online world has been accused of being hollow and temporary. Four years later, at the Rio By Lainey • Aug 22, 2016 08:34 am
Jock Smut Ryan Lochte in crisis Before we get into this Ryan Lochte mess, how about a throwback? To my favourite Ryan Lochte article written by Erin Gloria Ryan for Jezebel after the London Games, 10 Reasons Why Ryan Lochte Is America’s Sexiest Douchebag. I still become hysterical every time I read her “stop” for By Lainey • Aug 19, 2016 12:43 pm
Dumbass The Stupidest If the idea of a Ryan Lochte reality show confused you when you first heard about it, he's doing press to make it clear this show will be entirely about how stupid he is. Lochte is currently making the rounds, attempting to do interviews, and is evidently such By Dean • Apr 19, 2013 01:17 pm
Ryan Lochte It’s almost Jeah! Time No but seriously, how long before Dum Dum hooks up with Lindsay Lohan or Ebola Paris Hilton? This is Ryan Lochte arriving at LAX today in advance of the premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do on E! this weekend. 100% I promise you, this is what Sasha, who is By Lainey • Apr 17, 2013 05:09 pm
Jock Smut What Would Dum-Dum Do? Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 10:45 am
Best and Worst of 2012 Best of 2012: Ryan Lochte, dum-dum Ryan Lochte’s brain. It’s a beautiful thing. One of the most beautiful, entertaining things all year... It’s all of it in combination, of course: The grill... The “Jeah”... The “Bro” + “Jeah” equation... The clothing... The half limp... The way he takes his shirt off, Matthew McConaughey styles, By Lainey • Dec 18, 2012 01:40 pm
Ryan Lochte Intro for September 28, 2012 Dear Gossips, It got so busy, we never did talk about Ryan Lochte’s leather vest and pants situation the other day, did we? How many times have you or your friends said, in your best Baby Got Back voice, that “oh my God, he is SUCH a pig” about By Lainey • Sep 28, 2012 10:53 am
Assy Style Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte? Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Not By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 10:47 am
Jock Smut Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 01:57 pm
BFFs The New Pussy Posse Prince Harry was in Vegas last night. So was Ryan Lochte. They ended up in a pool together. Easy. I too wish this story would end the way you want it to end -- with Lochte’s legs wrapped around Harry’s waist. Instead, at 3am, Harry jumped in the By Lainey • Aug 21, 2012 03:00 pm
Royals Hot Harry: not old, not teetotal London is looking for its Next. After the excitement of the Royal Wedding, and the Queen’s Jubilee followed by those amazing Olympics, there’s no party on the horizon, nothing to look forward to... Which is why this article appeared in the Telegraph last week: Why Prince Harry must By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 11:51 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte? Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:45 pm
