Douchebags Saturday Night foundation Ryan Reynolds will host one of the first 4 episodes of Saturday Night Live this season. Don’t ask me to tell you which one because I’m too lazy today to look it up, especially not for him. Can’t wait to see his foundation face. If you’re By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 09:35 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy’s summer book list No chicken, no video, but books! GOOPy’s back to books! And it’s not a bad list either. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow solicited reading recommendations from her well connected friends – when she casually throws down their credentials it’s better than namedropping – in preparation for what she calls some By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 03:24 am
Douchebags Sulky Ryan says he’s not sulky Yesterday I posted this story originating from Fox 411 about Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson scrapping before Comic-Con resulting in him bailing from the convention after a foot stomping tantrum. Scarlett fulfilled her duties at Comic-Con but Ryan was absent which means she came out of the drama looking like By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 08:53 am
Girly Throw Downs Sulky Bitch bails and goes home Both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to be at Comic-Con. She for Iron Man 2 and he as the newly minted Green Lantern to be paraded around for the comic faithful in advance of production. Comes with the superhero gig. According to Fox411 however just before leaving for By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 07:20 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Meangirling Gwyneth At Comic-Con this weekend – nine months before the release of Iron Man 2 – Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr came back to the place that started it all. It was at Comic-Con 2007 where Favreau unveiled a rough cut clip of his first film that earned the approval of hardcore By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 04:01 am
Style Ginger Scarjo Yet another colour change. This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her. The explanation of course is that this is an “official” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:56 am
Scarlett Johansson Iron Man is horny It’s not like I’m in any hurry to get older… but so many things happen in the future, and the future can’t come fast enough. Is there a way to do it without aging? Anyway, Iron Man 2 is 9 months away. But already it’s landed By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:52 am
Scarlett Johansson Be nice like Hugh Am sure by now you’ve heard the news that Ryan Reynolds has beat out Pips Timberlake and Bradley Cooper to play the Green Lantern. Ugh. Extremely UNimaginative casting, non? This of course will give Ryan more reason to moan and groan about being famous and harassed by fans. Because By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 04:03 am
Douchebags Scarjo Mango She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet By Lainey • May 28, 2009 07:33 am
Douchebags She’s singing again Scarlett Johansson. This time an album of duets with Pete Yorn called Break Up that was recorded before her Tom Waits f-ckery in 2006 due out on September 8th but the first single Relator is available today. Click here to listen. It’s actually... not bad. Scarjo hasn’t been By Lainey • May 26, 2009 05:07 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:04 am
Style Thoughts on the Dark Scarlett As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson was just named the new face of D&G. She’s been in Milan with the designers during fashion week and was flanked by them at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue party last night. This dress is exquisite. And perfect for her. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 03:03 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Assy Style Table for 2? Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson. “Tay-bow faw toooo?” Hate eating at places like that. And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You. Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. But By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:53 am
Dumbass Please.Make.Her.Stop No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. F-cking Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. Her. Like it wasn’t enough that she put out a Tom Waits cover album last year. Now…now she’s covering Jeff Buckley. I just… I can’t… Am not being facetious, this made me want to cry. And I’m not By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 10:08 am
Dumbass Demure Scarlett stands for peace Scarjo attended the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize concert press conference today in Oslo alongside Michael Caine and, in keeping with her recent wifely trend, looked demure and serious and, as always, totally gorgeous. She’s only 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Still I can’t imagine Lindsay Lohan like By Lainey • Dec 11, 2008 03:54 am
