Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Bad Style Table for 2? Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson. “Tay-bow faw toooo?” Hate eating at places like that. And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You. Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:53 am
Dumbass Please.Make.Her.Stop No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. F-cking Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. Her. Like it wasn’t enough that she put out a Tom Waits cover album last year. Now…now she’s covering Jeff Buckley. I just… I can’t… Am not being facetious, this made me want to cry. And I’m By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 10:08 am
Dumbass Demure Scarlett stands for peace Scarjo attended the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize concert press conference today in Oslo alongside Michael Caine and, in keeping with her recent wifely trend, looked demure and serious and, as always, totally gorgeous. She’s only 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Still I can’t imagine Lindsay Lohan like By Lainey • Dec 11, 2008 03:54 am
Eva Mendes Wholesome and wifely Scarlett Johansson with Eva Mendes and Samuel L Jackson in Berlin promoting The Spirit. Like… where’s the bombshell sexpot? Scarjo is married now. So the girls get tucked in. Instead, she’s going for wholesome even though she plays a femme fatale in the film due out Christmas Day. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 08:44 am
Scarlett Johansson Strawberry Scarlett Scarlett Johansson replacing her famous blonde hair with a shade of strawberry today in Madrid at the photocall for her new movie The Spirit. Pretty as hell. Such beautiful skin. And much more conservative now that she’s a wife… Not feeling this jacket. Especially the speckles. They photograph like By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 03:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Mrs Reynolds and her rack It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it? Boobs. Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and … Boobs. During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:47 am
Scarlett Johansson Newlyweds walk separately Last night at A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s event in New York, both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds showed up in support of Michael J Fox but walked the carpet separately, refusing to be photographed together publicly, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. And By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 03:12 am
Scarlett Johansson He Finished Ryan Reynolds ran the NY Marathon yesterday and finished in 3 hours 50 minutes, faster than he had planned. Ryan entered the race in support of Team Fox for Parkinson’s Research. His father suffers from the disease and Michael J Fox has been a source of inspiration for his By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 03:08 am
Maple Leaf Where? As you know Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married on Saturday here in Canada and they pulled it off with no press, no paps, and total privacy…mainly because it was well planned, and because they’re not famewhores, and as such they chose a location that allowed a By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:35 am
Girlcrushes Natalie in Venice Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman. Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 04:19 am
Jennifer Aniston Replacing Scarjo? Oh she wishes. But let’s applaud the effort, shall we? Jennifer Aniston had dinner with Woody Allen last night at Madeo no doubt discussing a collaboration. Please. Jennifer Aniston is not Diane Keaton. And she’s about 25 years too old. Woody prefers young and nubile these days. He By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 03:03 am
Scarlett Johansson Scarjo Solo Ryan Reynolds has been spending some time at home in Vancouver with his family. Last week he was seen at The Cascade on Main and then on Friday night having dinner at an old favourite haunt in Kits. Am told he’s been hanging out with his brother. Scarlett Johansson By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 03:45 am
Maple Leaf Beefcake got a haircut And goes shopping. This is Ryan Reynolds at Saks in Beverly Hills yesterday with what looks like a recent haircut, as handsome as ever in his beefcake way. Even in candids he looks like he’s wearing foundation. As for those rumours that all is not right between Ryan and By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:26 am
Break Ups Alanis: New Break Up Music! Many years ago, Alanis Morissette broke out because she broke up. You, you, you oughta know. Alanis has a new album due out on June 10th called Flavours of Entanglement and she’s revealed that much of the material came from a period last year when she hit what she By Lainey • May 12, 2008 01:56 am
Scarlett Johansson Let the Rock Talk Scarlett Johansson posed for pictures but did not stop to talk, preferring instead to let her ring take centre stage. And it did. She worked her ring. On several occasions, especially when she walked by where we were, she deliberately put her arm around Dolce or Gabbana, giving tv journalists By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:33 am
