Jessica Biel Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker? Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Chip & Pepper but not Posh Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will By Lainey • Apr 03, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak is a Whiney Bitch And THIS is why I call him Pipsqueak. New interview with Details, JT moans and groans about his “pop” status, swearing like a grown-up at the critics who’ve incorrectly labeled his music, despite the fact that he is who is he is because he was in a f& By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Scarjo’s First Vogue Finally. Although Anna Wintour is probably cutting herself in disgust about putting a curvier girl on her cover. The dark lips? The green dress? Love, love, love. The pose? The fact that her arm is covering her tits? Not so much. But still… it’s Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett denying what By Lainey • Mar 20, 2007 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Best Black: Scarlett Johansson Please don’t tell me you don’t think she looked un-f&cking-believable last night. Please. Don’t. As for her recent insistence that she and JT are “just friends”… again, Please.Don’t. Scarlett had the esteemed honour of co-presenting the final award of the night. Pip was By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson What Goes Around: a psychoanalysis I love the song but have you seen Pip’s video with Scarlett Johansson yet? Click here for the link and my brief review from Friday - as I mentioned then, the first half is hot, the second half is ass. And it’s apparently also offensive – psychiatrically speaking. Come By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Scarjo makes anyone hot You know Pip ain’t my thing. And he’ll never be my thing. But if there’s one occasion where I’m willing to concede he might almost be a man, I’d say it’s the first half of his video for What Goes Around Comes Around with By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce: cheap ass bitter bitch? Hmmm…hardly surprising. Poor thing probably still has plug up her ass about Jennifer Hudson stealing her thunder…and now she appears to be taking it out on the working class. TMZ is reporting that B is getting ready for a new video, working on choreography, hiring dancers. However, her By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Girlcrushing on Natalie Portman I can’t say enough about Natalie Portman. At the premiere of Goya’s Ghosts. Simply put, she is perfection. Gorgessity. Every superlative applicable is applicable. And did you know that Natalie sits on the Harvard Committee for the Hasty Pudding Awards? Female recipient this year is none other than By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Sienna & Josh: the latest Weinstein production? According to People, always the mouthpiece for a publicist sanctioned story, Josh Harnett was seen caressing Sienna’s thigh at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night, eventually leaving together hand in hand towards the bungalow area. Needless to say, reps for both are “downplaying” the report but, beyond the simply By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Us Annoints Pip & Scar The new cover – Us Weekly’s turn to add to the JT/Johansson romance, positioned as a major slight against Cameron who apparently has a longstanding vendetta against her younger, blonder, more bombshell counterpart. According to the magazine, Justin’s decision to cast Scarjo in his new video was the By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Justin Timberlake Scarjo & The Pip? Say it ain’t so. Whispers for days, now even People Magazine is alluding to a growing closeness, taking pains to mention Scarlett’s casual visit with JT and his mother at the Alpha Dog afterparty on Wednesday night, describing an hour long chat with Mother Timberlake and a comfortable By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Josh and…Gisele? Yesterday Page Six revealed full-on PDA from last Friday between Josh and Scarjo. Today they say suggestions of reconciliation may have been a little premature as the next night he was seen givin’er, also in public, with Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett Johansson AND Gisele Bundchen??? Call me Cruise but I By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson The Black Dahlia Exclusive Giveaway! Speaking of Scarlett and Josh – The Black Dahlia co-starring Hilary Swank and Aaron Eckhart comes out on DVD next Tuesday, December 26 and I have 3 copies to give away. Scarjo’s tits apparently feature prominently, though not bare, I hear they do a great job of asserting themselves into By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Colin Farrell Scarlett Johansson: a goddess is forgiving If it were up to me, she’d be single and lookin’ for Colin Farrell. Unfortunately for Colin, Scarlett has other plans and after bungling his relationship with her the first time ‘round, it appears that Josh has groveled his way back into Scarjo’s good books and the lucky By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Natalie Portman: Becoming Anne Boleyn If you’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl, this photo will probably excite you as much as it excited me. The first production image released from the movie starring Natalie and Scarlett Johansson and just this expression, especially the set of her mouth, in my opinion, captures Anne’s state By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
