Sit DOWN Sit DOWN, Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman’s Thierry Mugler last night was one of the carpet’s best. But f-ck her, we’re not giving her the satisfaction. Because did you watch her interview with Ryan Seacrest? He asks her the question. He asks her about the dress. She pauses. And then, “I don’ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2015 09:47 am
Bitch please Lights, Camera, Pretention! Sometimes when I’m in mixed company and people ask what I do, I get some flack for being an entertainment writer. Usually it’s from men, and it’s always a bit of a condescending take: entertainment news is shallow, it’s silly to like gossip, tabloids are for By Maria • Feb 06, 2015 01:04 pm
Sit DOWN I Can’t can’t walk Here to ruin the high we’ve all had from the Sony email leak, check out these shots of I Can’t Ariana Grande at Disney World yesterday performing for a pre-taped Christmas special. If there was no darkness, there would be no light. We all need balance. We were By Lainey • Dec 10, 2014 01:43 pm
Sit DOWN Ariana Grande’s demands Ariana Grande was in Australia today to promote her new album. There was some drama. Apparently the media was made to wait an hour. Pfft. With Mimi it’s at least 3 hours. Then, when she was ready for the first photographer, her people supposedly passed on some strict instructions: By Lainey • Sep 08, 2014 05:19 pm
Sit DOWN Daddy Dearest For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married By Maria • Aug 28, 2014 11:22 am
Sit DOWN As IF Terrence Howard This b-tch. Terrence Howard played Rhodey, Tony Stark’s best friend, in the first Iron Man movie. He was good in the role. I enjoyed their chemistry. I enjoyed his exasperation every time Tony behaved like, well, Tony. Clearly Howard enjoyed himself too. Because he wanted more money to come By Lainey • Nov 18, 2013 09:47 am
Sit DOWN Amber Heard covers FLARE but won’t talk about Johnny Depp The cover is soft and pink – reminds me of Diane Kruger’s FLARE cover a few months ago (click here for a refresher – but the subject seems intent on being as UN-girly as possible. As Amber Heard tells the magazine, she’s more into muscle cars than heels. Which is By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 04:24 pm
Sit DOWN Scarjo looks hot but needs to sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson presented at the Tony Awards last night. She looked great. Love the cut of this tuxedo jacket. Love the lip colour so much. It’s a scary lip colour to try. I tried it a few months ago -- even darker than this -- and was put off By Lainey • Jun 10, 2013 10:01 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn' By Lainey • Apr 22, 2013 12:18 pm
Music Pippy’s best week ever After 3 consecutive Dudes We Like posts, let’s bring it all down with a douchebag. Clearly I’m in the minority with the Justin Timberlake fatigue. His relentless assault over the last couple of months totally worked. The 20/20 Experience is expected to exceed 800,000 copies in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2013 12:33 pm
Douchebags Why don’t you make it more obvious? Here’s what I wrote in the intro to the site last Thursday: “...curiously enough, the prom king hasn’t been seen with his kids since Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy? Maybe he’ll emerge on the weekend out of obligation, just so it won’t seem so obvious.” For weeks By Lainey • Mar 04, 2013 11:54 am
Sit DOWN Worst Globes Letdown: Anne Hathaway I don’t know why it has to be so hard. Anne Hathaway started the night off so strong: white dress, as is often her wont, cute hair, and the key to everything – Amy and Tina on her side with a joke early on. For a girl like me, someone By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 05:02 pm
Famewhores Twilight’s two future Oscar winners Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 09:37 am
Sit DOWN The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 04:25 pm
Thinnification Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh By Lainey • Jun 19, 2012 12:48 pm
Douchebags Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. By Lainey • May 23, 2012 09:44 am
