Smutty Surgery Doja Cat: Hellmouth, Breasts, and Thighs Doja Cat confirmed a couple months ago that her fourth studio album would be released this year and that she’d be doing more rapping this time. Which tracks with the title of the album, Hellmouth, revealed yesterday. The promise, then, is that Doja will be running her hellmouth up By Lainey • Mar 22, 2023 10:29 am
Smutty Surgery Princess Kate: No Baby Botox Page Six reported yesterday about a plastic surgeon in the UK posting side by side photos of Kate Middleton on Instagram yesterday with the following caption: "Our Kate loves a bit of baby Botox. Patients come from far and wide to see me for this procedure. It truly is By Lainey • Jul 25, 2019 01:01 pm
Smutty Surgery The Re-Hotting of Brad Pitt As established yesterday in my post about Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt looked hot in Cannes, the hottest he’s looked in a while, the hottest he’s looked since he and Angelina Jolie broke up. Let’s track this development, briefly. Here’s Brad June 2017 at By Lainey • May 24, 2019 11:22 am
Smutty Surgery “Baby Girl” is there for Keith’s first Keith Urban was named Male Artist of the Year last night at the ACM Awards. He also won Entertainer of the Year, the first of his career, after winning the same award six months ago at the CMAs, also for the first time. And, of course, “Baby Girl” Nicole Kidman By Lainey • Apr 08, 2019 01:21 pm
Smutty Surgery Courteney Cox gets real about her face Courteney Cox is on the cover of the current issue of New Beauty. When you’re on the cover of a beauty magazine, obviously most of the conversation will be about beauty. And most of the time, when celebrities show up on the cover of beauty magazines, the beauty conversation By Lainey • Jun 22, 2017 11:08 am
Smutty Surgery Ben Affleck’s changing tattoo Countdown to Batman vs Superman. It doesn’t have much competition this weekend either. Or the week after that. So it’s free to dominate the box office for at least two or three weeks. Which is great for Warner Bros. Because, as Sarah has noted several times already, BvS By Lainey • Mar 21, 2016 09:29 am
BFFs Tired but still fresh Ben Affleck partied with Leo and the Wolf Pack after the Oscars. They’re both Warner Bros boys. And they’re both single. I’m sure it was wholesome f-cking night. Maybe that’s why he looked a little ragged yesterday at the Four Seasons. Tired… and yet… still fresh? By Lainey • Mar 02, 2016 03:27 pm
Smutty Surgery Ben Affleck’s Oscar face Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were both at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday night. Multiple outlets are reporting that they spoke briefly and that everything seemed fine. Notable because, of course, just two days before that, her Vanity Fair profile had come out. And, well, we all know By Lainey • Mar 01, 2016 10:56 am
Smutty Surgery Olivia Munn: the Oscar discussion I don’t want to have I don’t want to talk about this. But where Olivia Munn is concerned, everyone is talking about this. SHE is talking about this. About her face. And why it looks different. Apparently people started commenting about her looking different and then she went on Instagram and listed four reasons By Lainey • Feb 29, 2016 08:11 am
Smutty Surgery Batman’s All-Star Valentine’s Day It was reported just as we were breaking for the weekend on Friday that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner would be spending Valentine’s Day together on holiday with their children. According to US Weekly they flew to Montana on a private plane and E! added that they were with By Lainey • Feb 15, 2016 09:11 am
Xenu Smut Is Xenu coming for Cuba Gooding Jr? Cuba Gooding Jr is currently promoting The People vs OJ Simpson: American Crime Story. Did you watch it on Tuesday? Ratings were big. Anyway, Cuba was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last night and was asked about Tom Cruise, with whom he worked in A Few Good By Lainey • Feb 05, 2016 10:09 am
Smutty Surgery Britney the elder Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the By Lainey • Aug 31, 2015 08:47 am
Smutty Surgery Et Tu, Gisele? It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into By Maria • Jul 29, 2015 02:41 pm
Smutty Surgery Newborn Nicole A quick note before we get to this post… My air card is f-cking up today. To clarify: Jacek f-cked it up. So my connection is unreliable and I’m trying to get this sorted. So sorry for any inconvenience. I’ll post as soon as I can as often By Lainey • Jun 11, 2015 12:58 pm
Smutty Surgery Britney Day in Vegas Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it By Lainey • Nov 06, 2014 12:34 pm
Smutty Surgery Everybody’s talking about Renee The ELLE Women in Hollywood event was last night. Renee Zellweger walked the carpet with boyfriend Doyle Bramhall II. Even The Telegraph is asking the question... It’s hard not to ask the question, I get it. For starters, the makeup isn’t great. At least it’s not photographing By Lainey • Oct 21, 2014 10:12 am
