Smutty Surgery Gwen Stefani’s Kidman eye You can’t see it so much in photos, but it was hard to ignore when she was on stage: Gwen Stefani’s eye. You remember Nicole Kidman when one of her eyes looked f-cked up? Like she’d frozen so much of her face that she couldn’t open By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 10:52 am
Smutty Surgery Granny’s updates? Remember those photos of Nicole Kidman last week and, um, you couldn’t stop looking at her…and it wasn’t her face? Click here for a refresher. Gran spent the weekend at the Shanghai International Film Festival and, well, same thing. Especially at the Grace Of Monaco press conference By Lainey • Jun 16, 2014 01:32 pm
Smutty Surgery Settled Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night. As I reported earlier this week – click here for a refresher – the two were together at a wedding this past weekend and were fine. Totally together, no signs of trouble, even though some tabloids keep insisting it’s done. By Lainey • Jun 05, 2014 12:20 pm
Smutty Surgery Nicole in Cannes: back in blue Cannes 2013. A year ago, you remember? Nicole Kidman was on the jury. And it was fashion porn, night after night. On the best night? A strapless gown with blue lips. L’Wren Scott. Click here for a refresher. So she’s back. In blue. For Grace of Monaco, this By Lainey • May 14, 2014 04:08 pm
Smutty Surgery Grace’s terrible reviews Grace Of Monaco, starring Nicole Kidman, will open the Cannes Film Festival. The photo call happened today at the Palais. We’re going to come back to that in a minute. Let’s start with the reviews. They’re terrible. The BBC reports that people were laughing during the screening By Lainey • May 14, 2014 11:08 am
Smutty Surgery Maybe Granny goes to the dentist a lot The lovely and delightful Emily Procter – Ainsley Hayes! Caleigh Duquesne! – co-hosted The Social with us last week. It was her second time. She’s THE BEST. Anyway, she told this story on the air about why – in her words – her eyebrows looked so crazy. That’s how she described them, By Lainey • May 13, 2014 04:21 pm
Smutty Surgery Better for her, worse for him? Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia shooting a movie called Strangeland. This is why she couldn’t attend the ACM Awards with Keith Urban. As you can see, Gran’s gone brown. And it works for her. Because it softens her face. It mutes the enhancements. There’s something about By Lainey • Apr 07, 2014 03:19 pm
Smutty Surgery Katy Perry’s Beatles cape You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Did she, um, By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 03:33 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna cane and grills The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 10:31 am
Smutty Surgery Keith Urban’s Grammy face Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:51 am
Smutty Surgery Meg & John in Italy Meg Ryan was honoured in Italy at the Taormina Film Festival. Man, I really don’t know about those shoes. I don’t understand those shoes, though I suspect you’re not looking at the shoes because you’re looking at something else. Fair enough. I don’t understand the By Lainey • Jun 21, 2013 01:35 pm
Smutty Surgery Rob Lowe’s Dr Plastic Did you watch Behind The Candelabra? I’m going to keep harassing you about this. Anyway, Rob Lowe, one of Hollywood’s most well-aged faces (is this irony? I never know), played Liberace’s plastic surgeon Dr Startz. Dr Startz did a lot of rich faces back then. Lowe’s By Lainey • May 28, 2013 11:54 am
Smutty Surgery Granny humps for Matt Damon Did you see Jimmy Kimmel Sucks hosted by Matt Damon last night? I was Nyquiled so I only watched this morning, in bits and pieces because the entire show is geo-blocked and YouTube has the individual segments spliced up. Heads up Americans, before you send a recommendation, Hulu is geo-blocked By Lainey • Jan 25, 2013 03:41 pm
Smutty Surgery Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm
Smutty Surgery Post-Natal Pretend Face Megan Fox is promoting This Is 40. She was at a press conference in Beverly Hills the other day, one of her first official work engagements since having her baby, which, I don’t remember his name right now and can’t be bothered to Google but my point is By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 03:44 pm
Smutty Surgery See Granny as Grace I believe these are the first shots of Nicole Kidman on set in Monaco as Grace Kelly. If this is a wig, it’s a very good one. Or did she take her extensions out? Princess Grace’s title, like that of her daughter-in-law Charlene, was Her Serene Highness. And By Lainey • Oct 09, 2012 02:34 pm
