Smutty Surgery The judge’s wife has three lips TMZ just reported that Mariah Carey’s American Idol is supposed to start auditioning in two weeks and so far she’s the only judge. Yeah? What’s the problem? TMZ says the problem is that producers are hoping for 4 judges; two of them - Nicki Minaj and Keith By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 02:19 pm
Smutty Surgery Is this Grace’s face? Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended a fundraiser on Saturday night in Sydney. For a while there I thought she might not be messing with her face so much... Now I’m not so sure. Also, is it just me or are her teeth bigger? I spent time recently at By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 02:08 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Janet’s Cannes side-breast That’s a really good argument for why to get your tits done: so that they can stand up in a dress without a bra. And I’m not kidding. There are so many amazing dresses that only work without a bra. And those of us who are not flat-chested By Lainey • May 25, 2012 09:14 am
Smutty Surgery Mousey Granny! Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. By Lainey • May 01, 2012 12:51 pm
Smutty Surgery I can’t find your point because you are too smart A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 03:49 pm
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze Grace I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe By Sarah • Apr 09, 2012 10:16 am
Smutty Surgery No gloves for Granny We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Apparently they do in fact offer it. It’s called Hand By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:12 pm
Smutty Surgery Madge’s LA Face & Ass Madonna appeared on stage at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, because she’s all the club tracks, this weekend with Avicci who worked on MDNA which drops tomorrow. I haven’t heard the entire album. But I think I’ll like it OK. As in a few catchy beats, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2012 12:20 pm
Girlcrushes Susan Sarandon had lipo There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 11:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beach, bikini, breasts, no bump 8 months after the birth of Bingham, Kate Hudson is on the beach in Mexico looking like she never had a baby, or two. That is a cuuuute bikini, non? And her breast enhancement was really rather modest. Like, barely noticeable, and only, only, only to piece of sh-t gossip By Lainey • Mar 19, 2012 04:29 pm
LifestyleArticle Sasha Answers: BF wants to buy me plastic surgery? Hey Sasha, I've been dating my boyfriend for about four years. He's very caring, protective, not sleazy and very trustworthy. He's like a 'man's man' type of guy who wears very plain t-shirts and jeans and won't even By Sasha • Mar 12, 2012 03:24 pm
Smutty Surgery Does red improve her face? Lindsay Lohan is back to red hair. It’s better, for sure, for her face. It almost mutes the sh-t that she did to it while the blonde was almost like a magnifying glass, highlighting the extremes: the lips, the cheeks. But is it enough? Is it enough to not By Lainey • Mar 09, 2012 12:19 pm
Twats Everything in Lohan perspective Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid... There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 04:19 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan’s meaningless SNL I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were By Lainey • Mar 05, 2012 10:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar Party Awkwards: Cruise + Beckham Tom Cruise did not walk the carpet with Katie Holmes. Instead, he went straight inside and presented the final award of the night, a responsibility usually reserved for a big deal name. Thank you Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol. Tom Cruise keeps hanging in there. You do have to admire his By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 03:50 pm
Smutty Surgery Worst Oscar Disappointment: Sandy Bullock Lainey thinks I'm contrary. I am not. (Lainey: she totally is.) But sometimes if there's an overwhelming opinion that comes at me before I've had a chance to make up my own mind, I will work hard to find validation in the other direction. By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 12:44 pm
