Style Not Emma Also at the Burberry party – an increasingly slender Victoria Beckham who starved extra hard to get ready for London Fashion Week and Mary-Kate Olsen and the mystery of her neck. She doesn’t seem to be too keen on showing it lately. Necks don’t go with prunes? You will By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 08:42 am
Sports JLo Opening loss Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 04:28 am
Style Loose leather pants Only Victoria Beckham. Everyone else wears leather pants and they cling like leggings. Victoria Beckham puts them on and they’re loose. It’s a proud moment for our Posh: to be so thin that not even the smallest size will fit her. Her Elle Magazine spread barely made a By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 04:55 am
Dumbass GOOPy bitchface! GOOP the newsletter took a month off because it’s really exhausting telling people how to live. GOOP packed up the kids and went touring with Chris Martin and Coldplay. She’s kept a very low profile all summer. Last time we saw her she was in Barcelona. Now she’ By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 07:31 am
Quiveration Colin & Tom Please. These men. These suits. I love so much. Colin Firth was in the lobby the other day waiting to exit. I only saw him from behind at first. Noticed the suit. And the height. He is a tall, tall man. And he carries himself so beautifully it’s instantly By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 11:59 am
Style Gwen Everything Jacket, shoes, pants, bag, body, everything Gwen I want. Gwen Stefani arrived at a studio today in LA, as always, immaculately put together. Gwen’s latest spring collection for L.A.M.B. was presented at NY Fashion Week a few days ago, this season a heavily 80s inspired theme By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 09:29 am
Gorgessity Shoe Quiver Charlize Theron almost always delivers. She's a frosty bitch but when it comes to style, she will cut most down handily, no contest. Without much effort, it's what Victoria has to work for hours to achieve. Charlize is in NY to promote her new film The By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 06:33 am
Girlcrushes Natalie by day and night There’s Shelfy…and then there’s Natalie. Jessica Biel has always referred to the “Top Tier”, a club to which she does not belong that, of course, includes Natalie Portman on a short list of young actors constantly presented with the most prestigious parts. Biel has blamed her exclusion By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 03:59 am
Girlcrushes Robin, Keanu, and fangirling for Rebecca The Private Lives of Pippa Lee premiered at TIFF last night. I was assigned to the cover the carpet for etalk and when Rebecca Miller arrived, it was like Robert Pattinson for me. No one but Rebecca Miller could wear what she wore. I know you think it’s weird, By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 12:38 pm
BFFs JLo, Posh, & Spanx Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are in Washington, pictured here this afternoon arriving at Capitol Hill to meet with Nancy Pelosi. Today is Marc’s 41st birthday and he’s being honoured at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Gala where he will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award. President Obama and the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 11:20 am
Frauds Jennifer’s Body Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:09 am
Style Favourite so far Style-wise… Naomi Watts. She was at TIFF yesterday at the Swarovski party and also on the carpet for her film Mother & Child. This jumpsuit and those shoes, it’s the best I’ve seen so far. She looked incredible. Chic, confident, comfortable, and tiny. Naomi seemed subdued last night. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 03:42 am
Sex & the City She still looks mute They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 11:22 am
Style The Flat Chest Advantage I'm about to moan about my tits again. If you don't like it my vodka says sorry. It's not like I don't appreciate a great rack - of course I do. If Salma Hayek wants to yell profanities at me in Spanish By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 05:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Clever Penelope She is determined to hide this pregnancy for as long as she can. Penelope Cruz’s Broken Embraces screened at TIFF last night and Pene picked the perfect dress to hide the burgeoning bump. It’s beautifully cut, non? Drapes well, is still flattering, shows off her best assets: Those By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 03:32 am
Girlcrushes L.A.M.B. on the runway Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. Last night Anna Wintour attended a party in her honour. Today it was the runway. Want the jacket, want the bag, want the shoes, want the pants. Also want how she wears the pants. Why can’t I wear my pants like that? Duana By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 01:41 pm
