LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: 10 Days of Fitness 2017 In 2015 we finished the year off with a top 10 list of smutty fitness challenges but as 2016 was coming to an end I had a reader suggest to me that instead of finishing the year off with a top 10 list, I should begin 2017 with 10 days By Hayley • Jan 03, 2017 01:20 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Basic requirements for health Hi Hayley! I hope this question doesn't come across as "lazy", because I'm genuinely interested in the answer. What's the basic level of sport/fitness that a person should do on a weekly basis? I'm assuming stuff like HIT, training By Hayley • Feb 12, 2014 10:37 am
Smutty Surgery Posh is the most natural Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 09:30 am
Assy Style Worst SAG White: Teri Hatcher Desperate Housewives is still bringing big ratings. This explains why they’re still invited. But really…it’s not 2004 anymore. People may care about the show, but no one cares about the actors. So far all intents and purposes, it’s like they’re CSI, you know what I By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 01:26 am
Teri Hatcher Melting Face at Fashion Rocks Seriously…why was Teri Hatcher at Fashion Rocks? Is Teri Hatcher hip? Remotely hip? Please. That face is frightening. And those questionable concrete tits, while not as offensive as Victoria Beckham’s, aren’t exactly appetising either. Sigh… Not everyone is Demi Moore. In all fairness though, have heard from By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 02:49 am
Hugh Grant My, Gwyneth, Dancing Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Teri Hatcher Worst Dressed: Teri Hatcher Not that this needs an explanation but whatever. Why pass up an opportunity to slag a bitch? First the bust. She couldn’t fill the bust. So whenever she walked, the top part of her dress would move around, not having any flesh to hold it in place – particularly noticeable By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Teri Hatcher Most Improved: Patricia Arquette Do I need to remind you of the eyesores she’s worn before? Here…let me remind you. But still…in the past… I have refused to cut Patricia Arquette. Because in spite of the example set by other prime time players on television, Patricia has avoided the Teri Hatcher By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Bitches at Sundance Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest Teri Hatcher"s oversized baggage So Teri"s coming out with a book. And to publicise the book, she goes on Oprah. While she"s on Oprah, she discusses her history of abuse, she discusses how it affected her marriage, she was open and honest, and I dare say - I actually liked By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Thelma & Louise redux Good times, good times. I loved that movie. Brad Pitt’s abs, Gina going postal and robbing that convenience store, Susan’s breakdown when she finally reveals her traumatic past, their mature-woman bodies jammed into too tight jeans and sun-fried beyond recognition – it was kick ass estrogen at its most By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston A case for George & Renee I’m about to gloat, just a little. If you can’t handle it, skip to the next. Gloating isn’t terribly gracious, but then again, neither is gossiping. And in this business, I gotta give my sources their due when they come through. On Sunday night, following the BAFTAs, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee in London Ms Z showed up at a pre-BAFTA Vogue event on Saturday night looking like complete arse. Thank Goddess things improved for the main show on Sunday. She appeared a lot more pulled together, if not a bit frozen. Anyway, gossips are now raging all over the UK that Renee was By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Worst Makeup: Teri Hatcher George Clooney is the Man. Indisputably so. But if he really is hittin’ this bitch, he doesn’t deserve my Oscar vote. Because Teri Hatcher is a MESS! The only good thing I can say about this getup is that I like the back of her dress. Everything else is By Lainey • Feb 08, 2006 07:00 am
