Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Tom Brady: SMA 2017 Odds Maria nominated Tom Brady for her Sexiest Man Alive prediction today in Smutty Social Media. So let’s assess Tom’s chances at the title. Arguments for: - Tom Brady is definitely All-American, the reigning Super Bowl Champion. - As Maria noted, the NFL is not having a great season. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2017 01:56 pm
Assy Style Gisele & Tom: Lazy & Corny at the MET Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady did not attend the MET Gala last year. If she wore what she wore last night to the event last year, we might not have a problem. Gisele’s in Stella McCartney. And she told Andre Leon Talley that it’s “100 percent sustainable, baby” By Lainey • May 02, 2017 11:35 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 12, 2017 Conan and Andy know that this face is the joke. This was great. Getting roasted by these two about having my shirt off all the time. Real classy. @teamcoco Check it out!! #f8 #fastandfurious8 this Friday!!! A post shared by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onApr 12, 2017 at 7:32am PDT By Maria • Apr 12, 2017 03:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 4, 2017 Jared Leto looks like he cuts his own hair with blunt scissors. Ghost A post shared by JARED LETO (@jaredleto) onApr 3, 2017 at 5:37pm PDT Does Ashton Kutcher realize he’s starring in a TV show with Danny Masterson? the problem is bigger than you think. And the By Maria • Apr 04, 2017 04:49 pm
Jock Smut Eat Like Tom (& Gisele) Would you like to have dinner with the Brady bunch? When you set the table in your mind, do not include wine glasses or bread plates or butter knives. Because you will not be needing any of that to enjoy a meal with Tom Brady. Tom and Gisele Bundchen often By Maria • Mar 08, 2017 03:14 pm
Tom Brady Boring Is the Head that Wears the Crown Hot on the heels of Karlie Kloss’s Memoirs of a Geisha rip off, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen will co-chair the Met Gala this year and… well… I’ll leave it to a renowned fashion journalist to sum it up: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady now co-hosting Met Gala By Maria • Feb 23, 2017 12:05 pm
Jock Smut Tom Brady: QB1 is a Snake Tom Brady and the New England Patriots made history last night, coming back from a major deficit in the second half and, in Brady’s case, proving that the word “enough” doesn’t apply to some people. The Patriots win means that no one had to worry about any hot By Lainey • Feb 06, 2017 10:21 am
BFFs Ben Affleck’s “Tom Brady secrets” Ben Affleck was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Kimmel teased him about not being thanked by Casey Affleck at the Golden Globes when Casey won Best Actor in a Drama. Ben thanked Casey when he won his first Oscar. Somehow the conversation ended up at Tom Brady. And then this By Lainey • Jan 10, 2017 04:40 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 5, 2016 Yes, I am obsessed with the way celebrities wish one another Happy Birthday on social media. I think Diddy did a good job with this, both in his photo choice and his caption. Happy birthday day KING! Thank you for pushing me to my best everyday! Competition is NONE! We By Maria • Dec 05, 2016 05:30 pm
Tom Brady Um, at least we have Tom & Gisele? Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were together last night at the Years Of Living Dangerously premiere. It’s been a while since we’ve seen them on a red carpet together. And he’s been as visible as ever during his suspension with interviews and appearances and details about his By Lainey • Sep 22, 2016 05:42 pm
Tom Brady Tom Brady and strawberries Tom Brady was interviewed by The Cut for a new article posted today to promote UGGs. It’s not that interesting. Except for what he says about food. Have you noticed that Tom Brady+Gisele Bundchen+Food makes a lot of headlines? Their chef has given a few interviews over By Lainey • Sep 14, 2016 04:23 pm
Tom Brady Smutty Social Media, August 3, 2016 I wish every profile about third best Joker Jared Leto started with this tweet. I bet the scene from American Beauty where Ricky talks about the dancing plastic bag is Jared Leto's ringtone— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 30, 2014 George Wallace has some soothing words for Chachi. I By Maria • Aug 03, 2016 02:22 pm
Jock Smut Ben Affleck rants Ben Affleck was on Bill Simmons’s Any Given Wednesday last night. Everyone’s talking about one particular clip during which he goes OFF on the NFL in defence of Tom Brady. Tom, of course, plays for the New England Patriots and Ben is from Boston. Tom Brady is their By Lainey • Jun 23, 2016 10:43 am
Judgy Moms Things Are Hard, Gisele edition Between Lemonade and Game of Thrones, it was a jam-packed weekend. It’s Wednesday, and I’m just recovering. Catching up on stories. Reading things besides Becky and Melisandre theories. I did see a headline that Tom Brady’s 4-game suspension has been reinstated. I don’t follow sports, but By Maria • Apr 27, 2016 02:58 pm
BFFs Ben & Brady’s double family holiday Ben Affleck was in Toronto on Sunday to promote Batman vs Superman during NBA All-Star Weekend. Click here for a refresher. He left right away, evidently, to rejoin Jennifer Garner and their kids in Montana, where they’ve been on holiday since last Friday, at Yellowstone Club in Big Sky. By Lainey • Feb 17, 2016 10:07 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 3, 2016 Dear Gossips, Tom Brady was born August 3, 1977, the Year of the Snake. Here’s what my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken advised about Snakes for 2015: “Might not be the best year for personal relationships and, in particular, business relationships could be strained.” Well, there was Deflategate. And By Lainey • Feb 03, 2016 08:32 am
