Gorgessity Must have been a rough day Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:47 am
Jock Smut Can’t play, will marry? The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 06:00 am
Quiveration Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 07:22 am
Jock Smut My Gywnnie, Coldplay, Gisele B, and Tom Brady Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 07:21 am
Tom Brady Downsizing means forever? Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are downsizing. He has an apartment in New York that he’s just put on the market, she also has an apartment that she’s selling, and it looks like they prefer her townhouse, where they spend most of their time, and where they are By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 03:41 am
Quiveration Any Excuse To post pictures of Tom Brady. Even at the UPS store. Even if he doesn’t look at that great. Because I hate his hair and his tall boy pants and that chain attached to his wallet. But it’s the mark of a truly hot man that he’s By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 02:36 am
Tom Brady The Luckiest Man in Tall Boy Pants GQ calls Tom Brady the luckiest man on earth on the cover of its latest issue graced by, who else?, Gisele Bundchen. And even though the luckiest man looks a little dorky in his tall boy pants, the combined gorgessity of the two of them together overrides the awkward jeans. By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:22 am
Quiveration Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 03:17 am
Quiveration And God Created Them These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:16 am
Quiveration What Tom Has Ew. Why is Eric Bana still on the Freebie Five? I just can’t… the lips… the too thin lips that look like they’re eating each other… just can’t do. And it doesn’t seem right. That those lips are on there when Tom Brady isn’t. Check By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:35 am
Jock Smut Bridget’s Brazilian Revenge Interesting. Bridget Moynahan made a big deal about her suffering at the hands of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. She discovered she was pregnant right after they split, and there are differing reports about his involvement in his son’s life. Bridget of course would like you to believe the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 04:59 am
Jennifer Aniston Smart & Hot Tom Brady is currently prepping to continue the Patriots’ perfect quest this weekend against Jacksonville. Hopefully Gisele isn’t distracting him too much. Because after watching this video – click here to view – I don’t know how anyone could focus on anything else but the Brazilian. Am not of the By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 07:20 am
Tom Brady Divine Proof Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:40 am
Jessica Simpson How to Help Your Man Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:37 pm
Jessica Simpson Learn from Brady & Bundchen Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and breaks By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 10:11 am
Kate Hudson Sideline Distraction and a Texas reconciliation? Tom Brady seemed extra-efficient on Sunday during last week’s marquee match up, making it look totally routine against Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys. Poor Tony’s expression on the sidelines as he watched Tom put on a clinic was adorable. Or maybe, for both QBs, it all had By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
