Movie Reviews and Previews Rock Of Ages review Spoilers ahead. This is what happens at the beginning: Sherri gets on a Greyhound bound for Los Angeles, clutching her precious signed rock albums, dreaming Hollywood dreams. Then she starts singing and the entire bus sings along with her. Pretty standard movie musical scene. But I’m telling you this By Lainey • Jun 14, 2012 06:11 pm
Katie Holmes Honouring Tom Cruise The Friars Club annual foundation gala is happening tonight in New York. They will honour Tom Cruise with the Entertainment Icon Award. There have only been 3 previous recipients of the award in the 108 year history of the club: Douglas Fairbanks, Cary Grant, and Frank Sinatra. That’s pretty By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 01:51 pm
Dumbass Is there a behind-the-scenes? Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. But what about what happened behind-the-scenes? How much do By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom Cruise is not John Travolta Rock Of Ages opens in less than a month. We’re about to get a lot of Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise as a badass rock star. Tom Cruise bare-chested, wearing eyeliner, and SINGING. Two magazine profiles have been released as advance promotion for the film. I’m sure by now By Lainey • May 17, 2012 02:03 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Top Gun Jr will fly! The Hollywood Reporter interviewed the head of Paramount Adam Goodman. Click here to read the full article. Among the many topics he addressed, including Transformers 4 without Shia Labeouf etc, was the Top Gun sequel. It’s happening. Tom Cruise wants to do it. Bruckheimer is on board (of course By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 01:41 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes is not pregnant April 2012 The reason I had to date that title is because there have already been so many other articles with the same title, “Katie Holmes is not pregnant”, that I don’t want my server to get confused. Star Magazine is reporting on this week’s cover that Katie and Tom By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 03:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom Cruise is my Rainier Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’ By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 04:35 pm
Amazingness Tom Cruise works the stage Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing! Who? Tom Cruise. Of course. It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar Party Awkwards: Cruise + Beckham Tom Cruise did not walk the carpet with Katie Holmes. Instead, he went straight inside and presented the final award of the night, a responsibility usually reserved for a big deal name. Thank you Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol. Tom Cruise keeps hanging in there. You do have to admire his By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 03:50 pm
Parent Pimps Tom’s humourless child I read an article a couple of weeks ago (thanks Anna Maria) about Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney that’s interesting on its own merit - click to see - but here’s the part that’s germane to this site: For some reason, (Mitt Romney) has always reminded me By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 03:47 pm
Amazingness The 5 year anniversary of The Presentation The Academy announced today that Tom Cruise will present at the Oscars, his first in five years. And in front of an audience that will include George Clooney and Brad Pitt who have, over the last decade or so, arguably exceeded him in reputation and prestige. Sanity too? Tom’s By Lainey • Feb 01, 2012 03:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Chillin’ in a teacup Little Sci’s dad took her to Disneyland yesterday, just the two of them (and bodyguards and assistants). Tom Cruise has been busy with Rock Of Ages reshoots the last few days but had part of the day off yesterday to spend with his youngest while her mother took meetings, By Lainey • Jan 26, 2012 09:53 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Please F-ck Off: Paula Patton We rarely agree, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I on a liveblog. I thought it was impossible. I also thought it was impossible to prefer Lea Michele over anyone else. Taylor Swift took care of that for Les Miserables. And Paula Patton followed last night at the Globes. How f-cking annoying By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:02 pm
Chills Chills Chills Another award season without Tom Maybe he’ll be invited to present at the SAGs or the Oscars. So far though, his name has not appeared in relation to the Globes. And he certainly won’t hear his name called on January 24th when the Academy announces its nominees. So we’ll get little of By Lainey • Jan 13, 2012 03:42 pm
Smutty Surgery Tom’s beauty routine I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”. Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started By Lainey • Dec 23, 2011 11:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
