Amazingness Tom Cruise works the stage Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing! Who? Tom Cruise. Of course. It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar Party Awkwards: Cruise + Beckham Tom Cruise did not walk the carpet with Katie Holmes. Instead, he went straight inside and presented the final award of the night, a responsibility usually reserved for a big deal name. Thank you Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol. Tom Cruise keeps hanging in there. You do have to admire his By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 03:50 pm
Parent Pimps Tom’s humourless child I read an article a couple of weeks ago (thanks Anna Maria) about Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney that’s interesting on its own merit - click to see - but here’s the part that’s germane to this site: For some reason, (Mitt Romney) has always reminded me of Tom By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 03:47 pm
Amazingness The 5 year anniversary of The Presentation The Academy announced today that Tom Cruise will present at the Oscars, his first in five years. And in front of an audience that will include George Clooney and Brad Pitt who have, over the last decade or so, arguably exceeded him in reputation and prestige. Sanity too? Tom’s By Lainey • Feb 01, 2012 03:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Chillin’ in a teacup Little Sci’s dad took her to Disneyland yesterday, just the two of them (and bodyguards and assistants). Tom Cruise has been busy with Rock Of Ages reshoots the last few days but had part of the day off yesterday to spend with his youngest while her mother took meetings, By Lainey • Jan 26, 2012 09:53 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Please F-ck Off: Paula Patton We rarely agree, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I on a liveblog. I thought it was impossible. I also thought it was impossible to prefer Lea Michele over anyone else. Taylor Swift took care of that for Les Miserables. And Paula Patton followed last night at the Globes. How f-cking By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:02 pm
Chills Chills Chills Another award season without Tom Maybe he’ll be invited to present at the SAGs or the Oscars. So far though, his name has not appeared in relation to the Globes. And he certainly won’t hear his name called on January 24th when the Academy announces its nominees. So we’ll get little of By Lainey • Jan 13, 2012 03:42 pm
Smutty Surgery Tom’s beauty routine I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”. Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started By Lainey • Dec 23, 2011 11:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
Bad Style Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s big pressure week Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 01:15 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom and Pea Coat He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and tighter than By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 11:39 am
Tom Cruise Buying friends for Tom Cruise You heard about this yesterday, right? Tom Cruise went to India this weekend and when he arrived in Mumbai, 200 fans had gathered to scream and yell for him. Turns out those people, at least some of them, were paid extras, hired for the US equivalent of $3 by some By Lainey • Dec 07, 2011 10:34 am
Amazingness Living in the GMD past Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 11:41 am
Amazingness Stick it out, suck it in Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager. Is that Tom sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 11:07 am
