Movie Reviews and Previews Tom is slick and sensitive They’ve released a poster for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As you can see, Tom Cruise is front and centre, under a hooded leather jacket, looking appropriately determined. He is accessorised by his co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and Simon Pegg. Where’s Josh Holloway? No matter. All that By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 02:07 pm
Katie Holmes Tom runs, holds hands This is Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher on the set of One Shot in Pittsburgh. Not surprisingly, it’s a running scene. Meryl Streep has accents. Tom Cruise has running. All The Right Moves was on tv the other night. Have you seen it? Back then, when they made movies By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 11:05 am
Chills Chills Chills Tom is an auror? Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. It’s K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though it’s not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, it’s like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here By Lainey • Sep 29, 2011 06:05 pm
Tom Cruise One Shot haircut Oh look it’s Tom Cruise! With a new haircut! He was keeping it long for Rock of Ages. Now it’s time for Jack Reacher. Yes, Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher in the Hollywood adaptation of One Shot. Tom has already taken a lot of sh-t for this By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 05:08 pm
Tom Cruise How Dan is not the GMD Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Cruise. They’re both un-tall. And both rather earnest. And eager to the point of not-coolness...which is cool in Dan’s case because it’s refreshing a young man of his age who doesn’t feel the need to conform to the brooding, By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 04:38 am
Bad Style Why weren’t you at the Xenu party? Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 04:56 am
Parent Pimps The Tom Travolta hybrid Isn’t he? If you mashed Tom Cruise and John Travolta together, wouldn’t Taylor Lautner come out the other side? As you know, for a long time now, I’ve been calling him Tom Cruise Jr. But lately he’s added a little Danny Zuko/Tony Manero flavour to By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 03:13 am
Dumbass Tom Cruise could totally do Nessun Dorma As we all know, Tom got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 03:49 am
Bad Style The balcony is his shower Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of Tom Cruise on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’ By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 05:02 am
Amazingness Front row Cate & KatE...and the GMD’s hand! It’s Haute Couture Week in Paris. Cate Blanchett and Katie Holmes were front row, alongside Roberta Armani today at the Giorgio Armani Prive presentation. As you know, Cate has long enjoyed a close friendship with Mr Armani. And of course Mr Armani designed KatE’s wedding dress. So Cate By Lainey • Jul 05, 2011 03:42 am
Amazingness What advice did your dad give you about tits? It’s only Monday morning but these are easily, easily the best photos of the week, maybe even of my whole life. Tom Cruise celebrated his 49th birthday yesterday in Miami wearing his favourite hat. He was joined by wife Katie, who threw him a surprise party, and two of By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 05:19 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom & Eminem Mission: Impossible 4 or, more accurately, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (What a Dumb Title), there’s a new trailer...with the sounds of Eminem complementing all the running, stunting, and stand-offing between Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner. (I used to hate the name Jeremy. Probably because I went to By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 03:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Rock’n’Roll Cruise! A publicity still from Rock of Ages has been released featuring Tom Cruise in full costume with tats and a windblower as Stacee Jaxx. Go ahead. Enjoy it for a few. I’ll wait. Like, amazing right? I mean... He is trying SO hard. And now I totally want to By Lainey • Jun 20, 2011 02:46 am
Amazingness Leo made Blake’s life? You remember, when Katie Holmes first hooked up with Tom Cruise, they managed to unearth an old article in which she declared that when she was little, she always wanted to marry Tom Cruise. Posters on her wall and sh-t. And when that happened...she announced that, “He made By Lainey • Jun 01, 2011 05:38 am
BFFs RDJ vs GMD Tom Cruise was at that Joel Silver Memorial Day party in Malibu. So was Joel Silver. Joel Silver is producing Sherlock Holmes 2. Sherlock Holmes 2 opens on December 16. You know what else opens on December 16? Mission Impossible 4. Head to head! So Robert Downey Jr was also By Lainey • May 31, 2011 05:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom, Robo, Little Sci, and DJ C-Squared A lot of celebrities showed up at Joel Silver’s Memorial Day party yesterday in Malibu. Among them Tom Cruise, his son Connor, Katie Holmes, and Little Sci. As you can see, Tom is super fond of his funky fedora these days. Doesn’t go out without it. Last week By Lainey • May 31, 2011 04:36 am
