Jock Smut Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
Katie Holmes Who are you yelling at? Katie Holmes in Melbourne on her cell phone looking like she’s caught up in an intense conversation. According to photographers, she appeared to be shouting, and extremely distressed. This is what my face looks like when my mother calls. It’s totally Photo Assumption, but let’s roll with By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 02:25 am
Famewhores Tom’s birthday weekend He celebrated 47 on Friday in Australia and took his wife and daughter to see the Jersey Boys performance on Saturday night in Melbourne. Love the collar on Katie’s white winter coat. But according to photographers, she didn’t seem happy upon arrival to see photographers waiting for them. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:41 am
Katie Holmes You look like your ex-boyfriend It’s Katie Holmes, in Melbourne, beginning work on Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In leggings, glasses, and a toque if you squint you can see Josh Hartnett. Interestingly enough, she was seeing Josh Hartnett just before Tom Cruise captured her. And there are still a few of By Lainey • Jul 03, 2009 03:13 am
Chills Chills Chills GMD & Robo begin work in Australia Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with Tom and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with Tom’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 03:44 am
Assy Style His & Her skinny jean-off Tom Cruise and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but Tom has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 04:25 am
Chills Chills Chills Why is she dancer? Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 05:54 am
Assy Style Robo’s two big bags Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance in Washington last weekend. And before you ask. By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is she human? Or is she dancer? I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I By Lainey • May 14, 2009 10:37 am
Xenu Smut Robo Mother of the Bride This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’ By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:26 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Zombie at Star Trek He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with Tom Cruise. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing By Lainey • May 01, 2009 07:08 am
Tom Cruise Harry, Hannibal, and the GMD toast Empire It’s Empire Magazine’s 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the magazine’s 20th Anniversary Edition has been guest-edited by Steven Spielberg with exclusive interviews and including an amazing photo shoot inspired by – what else? – the movies! Attached: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson from Harry Potter. Anthony Hopkins and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 10:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No white wedges this year! When Little Sci turned 2 last year, Tom Cruise borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 10:21 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo dances every day Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 10:41 am
Assy Style RDJ & Tom What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like Tom By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 03:20 am
Cameron Diaz Cam & Tom Rom-Com? They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 02:53 am
