Bad Style Robo’s two big bags Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance in Washington last weekend. And before By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is she human? Or is she dancer? I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I By Lainey • May 14, 2009 10:37 am
Xenu Robo Mother of the Bride This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:26 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Zombie at Star Trek He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with Tom Cruise. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing By Lainey • May 01, 2009 07:08 am
Tom Cruise Harry, Hannibal, and the GMD toast Empire It’s Empire Magazine’s 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the magazine’s 20th Anniversary Edition has been guest-edited by Steven Spielberg with exclusive interviews and including an amazing photo shoot inspired by – what else? – the movies! Attached: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson from Harry Potter. Anthony Hopkins By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 10:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No white wedges this year! When Little Sci turned 2 last year, Tom Cruise borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 10:21 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo dances every day Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 10:41 am
Bad Style RDJ & Tom What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like Tom By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 03:20 am
Cameron Diaz Cam & Tom Rom-Com? They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Babysitter Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 03:17 am
Bad Style Robo Weave! How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 11:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Tom Cruise Suiting up for Hello Kitty Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –Tom Cruise looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci Hello Kitty Tom Cruise, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know he loves being loved. Shall we play Photo By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:34 am
Photo Assumption Robo Beads Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 01:54 am
B-tch please What Robo reads Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 04:07 am
