Dumbass Robo sells at Maxfield? …the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 07:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Saying it’s SO OVER Yesterday photos were released of Tom and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:52 am
Katie Holmes GMD & Robo: Photo Assumption Fight! It's our favourite game! Drawing conclusions basely solely, therefore meaningless, on photo assumption. What does Tom Cruise's body language suggest? Here's Tom in Australia with Katie Holmes and Little Sci. According to the photographer, he made his wife and his daughter wait for him By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 09:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci has big feet I think…? I wouldn’t know about child foot size comparisons but I’ve always noticed they seem big. My feet are big too. And they keep growing. Am a shade taller than 5 ft 3 and wear size 8.5. Actually a true 8 but with heels I’ve By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 03:28 am
BFFs Tom’s next ride No secret, Judd Apatow is hot. Everyone wants to work with him after a hot streak of success at the box office over the last 3 years. His latest release Funny People features an all-star cast led by Adam Sandler who is said to deliver his most affecting performance By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 05:06 am
Katie Holmes Ready for Robo? Tonight’s the night – Katie Holmes dancing and singing on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Katie’s doing it for the Dizzy Feet Foundation – she cofounded the charity supporting art studies scholarships for kids, encouraging dance and music and even sport as a valuable educational By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 03:48 am
Sports Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
Katie Holmes Who are you yelling at? Katie Holmes in Melbourne on her cell phone looking like she’s caught up in an intense conversation. According to photographers, she appeared to be shouting, and extremely distressed. This is what my face looks like when my mother calls. It’s totally Photo Assumption, but let’s roll with By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 02:25 am
Famewhores Tom’s birthday weekend He celebrated 47 on Friday in Australia and took his wife and daughter to see the Jersey Boys performance on Saturday night in Melbourne. Love the collar on Katie’s white winter coat. But according to photographers, she didn’t seem happy upon arrival to see photographers waiting for them. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:41 am
Katie Holmes You look like your ex-boyfriend It’s Katie Holmes, in Melbourne, beginning work on Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In leggings, glasses, and a toque if you squint you can see Josh Hartnett. Interestingly enough, she was seeing Josh Hartnett just before Tom Cruise captured her. And there are still a few of By Lainey • Jul 03, 2009 03:13 am
Chills Chills Chills GMD & Robo begin work in Australia Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with Tom and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with Tom’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 03:44 am
Bad Style His & Her skinny jean-off Tom Cruise and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but Tom has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 04:25 am
Chills Chills Chills Why is she dancer? Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 05:54 am
Bad Style Robo’s two big bags Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance in Washington last weekend. And before By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is she human? Or is she dancer? I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I By Lainey • May 14, 2009 10:37 am
Xenu Robo Mother of the Bride This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:26 am
