Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Babysitter Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 03:17 am
Assy Style Robo Weave! How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 11:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Tom Cruise Suiting up for Hello Kitty Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –Tom Cruise looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci Hello Kitty Tom Cruise, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know he loves being loved. Shall we play Photo By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:34 am
Photo Assumption Robo Beads Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 01:54 am
Bitch please What Robo reads Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 04:07 am
Ben Stiller Weekends in LA? KatE Holmes has been shooting The Extra Man in New York the last couple of weeks. Saturday night she was back in LA with Tom Cruise and daughter Isabella, having dinner at Il Sole with John Lithgow with whom she shared the stage in All My Sons. UK tabloids are By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 02:53 am
Girly Throw Downs 35 years without a bra Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 03:36 am
Famewhores Little Sci the spectacle Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 01:44 am
Thinnification Tom loves fast cars As reported last week, Tom Cruise drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 03:05 am
Tom Cruise Tom and Denzel As I mentioned several weeks ago, due to the success of Valkyrie, Tom Cruise’s meeting schedule suddenly stacked up quickly… And now, it’s paid off. He is fully, and officially, restored. But many skeptics didn’t think it was possible. Not impossible. In fact, it’s actually accomplished. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 05:28 am
Smutty Surgery Mexico and Miu Miu The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 01:54 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Flamenco! Sorta. Tom and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:20 am
Famewhores Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:55 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Sweet 16 Thanks Anna for sending this. I love it so much. Have you ever watched My Super Sweet 16? There have been times when I’ve had to self flagellate in order to stop from wasting an entire afternoon on a marathon of 16s on MTV. It’s the worst! But By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 10:12 am
