Famewhores Two families at the circus Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:18 am
Famewhores A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:04 am
Famewhores Breaking! They`re still friends! The Beckhams are in New York and they were photographed this afternoon leaving with Tom apparently en route to see Katie perform. So they’re still friends after all. And Tom Cruise is promoting Valkyrie. So he’s calling in the favours, lining them up one by one. First the By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 06:59 am
Famewhores Kate, Kate, Kate and Tom watches football It is a new world. A world Tom is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 11:46 am
Famewhores Robo and Little Sci wear dresses Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 12:27 pm
Girly Throw Downs Marky Mark hates Xenu This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:53 pm
Hollywood Closet Robo evolved? Tom Cruise and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:02 pm
Douchebags One giant dealbreaker I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Like the human equivalent of a Dodge Magnum, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 05:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby umbrellas and coats Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 03:35 am
Justin Timberlake Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for Tom Cruise and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. Tom also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:26 am
Frauds Old Bag out of touch Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:07 am
Cheating Loins You Promise? Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 07:39 am
Hollywood Closet Mr & Mrs Androgen Tom Cruise and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:45 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci goes for ice cream Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:30 am
Assy Style You are not Tom Ford Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 03:28 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci on the move Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:50 am
