Douchebags One giant dealbreaker I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Like the human equivalent of a Dodge Magnum, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 05:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby umbrellas and coats Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 03:35 am
Justin Timberlake Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for Tom Cruise and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. Tom also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:26 am
Frauds Old Bag out of touch Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:07 am
Cheating Loins You Promise? Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 07:39 am
Chills Chills Chills Mr & Mrs Androgen Tom Cruise and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:45 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci goes for ice cream Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:30 am
Bad Style You are not Tom Ford Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 03:28 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci on the move Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s one of a kind Since Katie Holmes soothes so much of her heartache shopping at Roger Vivier, the line’s creative director decided to thank Mrs Robo by presenting Little Sci with her very own pair of custom patent flats – inspired by Catherine Deneuve in Belle du Jour. Looks like she still has to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:35 am
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
BFFs Matching…and Presenting! Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? Tom Cruise took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:33 am
Bad Style DanRad > Katie? Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:21 am
Brad Pitt Man Heels are everywhere! Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt… and Bono too! Here he is in New York where he’s been in meetings with the UN – he and Bob Geldof are apparently supporting a plan that would provide nearly $1.5 billion to African farmers. As you can see, Bono’s lifts are not By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 05:01 am
Bad Style White Wedges in the city! How much do you love it that he busted them out in New York City? Check it out – Tom Cruise out and about in his signature white wedges borrowed from Victoria Beckham, in pristine condition, getting a little lift, an extra inch or two to pad his diminutive 5 ft By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:05 am
Frauds The Tom Clock It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 02:19 am
