Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s little bag Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 09:09 am
Xenu My Kiki Loves Xenu??? We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 08:01 am
Maple Leaf So where was Josh? Many of you have emailed today about Joshua Jackson. He was originally confirmed to walk the carpet last night at TIFF for the One Week gala and did not show. UK tabloids today are reporting that he visited Katie Holmes this week with a bouquet of flowers after seeing photos By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 04:57 am
Cheese Nick Presents Mimi! Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:54 am
Famewhores Presenting…in all black! It makes my life: seeing Tom Cruise “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:20 am
Frauds Maverick flies solo For Tom Cruise, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 08:22 am
Frauds All Smiles! Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:29 am
Bad Style Robo Couture This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 09:38 am
Katie Holmes No Rest for the Robo NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to Tom’s side whenever he needs to sell By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 05:28 am
Frauds Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
Bad Style Robo Jean Parade Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci and the Little Mermaid Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:02 am
Chills Chills Chills Katie in the City After being trapped at sea on family holiday with Tom, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:55 am
Katie Holmes Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. For bottom feeding By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:00 am
Bad Style The Thinnification of Tom Cruise There were photos published very recently of Tom Cruise taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay-at-home dad Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the Tom Cruise brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:50 am
