Hollywood Closet Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
Assy Style Robo Jean Parade Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci and the Little Mermaid Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:02 am
Hollywood Closet Katie in the City After being trapped at sea on family holiday with Tom, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:55 am
Katie Holmes Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. For bottom feeding By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:00 am
Assy Style The Thinnification of Tom Cruise There were photos published very recently of Tom Cruise taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay-at-home dad Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the Tom Cruise brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:50 am
Famewhores Little Sci at the parade! Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci lends a hand KatE Holmes Cruise will appear on Broadway in All My Sons in September. Remember Mario Lopez had to be ordered to vacate the theatre to make room for everyone coming from the Church of Scientology? The problem is… Katie Holmes doesn’t sell. Tickets are not moving and many are By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 09:53 am
BFFs Will without Tom They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the Tom’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 04:56 am
Frauds The Straw, the Camel The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of Tom Cruise, he has By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:57 am
Famewhores Tom in the Middle Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how Tom Cruise loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 03:00 am
Hollywood Closet What Tom Wants to Hear I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… By Lainey • May 27, 2008 04:48 am
Famewhores Kissing Ass Everywhere After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, Tom Cruise is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force By Lainey • May 08, 2008 02:49 am
Hollywood Closet The Presentation in Combination They caused a commotion last night that could only be rivalled by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Needless to say, Tom and KatE were the last to arrive. Quick tangent: Blake Lively came just before them. Like… Blake Lively? Sit DOWN Blake Lively! Katie’s dress up close was spectacular. By Lainey • May 06, 2008 07:28 am
Hollywood Closet First Oprah…now Matt? Tom Cruise’s interview with the Mighty Opes was the talk of the weekend. Click here to read my initial impressions . How many times did they have to say “I Love You” before she left the house? Watching these two I’m convinced I’m in a loveless marriage. But By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:12 am
