Katie Holmes The Thinnification of Katie Holmes Tom Cruise and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Crazy Uncool Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 01:58 am
Katie Holmes Second Sci vs the Second Coming? Of course Tom Cruise would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:15 am
Tom Cruise Lose Your Sh*t I hope you were able to see the Tom Cruise’s freaky sci video last week. As you know, it was f&cking hilarious. And frightening. But this. This is genius. Genius on its own without any Tom Cruise recollection but if you remember Tom Cruise in the original, By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 08:16 am
Katie Holmes Katie > KatE It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 04:37 am
Tom Cruise He is The Saviour Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:51 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride on Letterman Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 02:33 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse? Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 04:06 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci’s Big Monkey Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what Tom Cruise is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:56 am
Jessica Alba RoboBride & Alba Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and yesterday By Lainey • Jan 11, 2008 02:30 am
Katie Holmes Do you see Little Sci? I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:37 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie 2008! The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton Tom Cruise bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:24 am
Tom Cruise Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton Tom Cruise bio. The review itself By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:43 am
Tom Cruise Giving the Gift of Xenu Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and Tom Cruise covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with Tom, allegedly (according to Andrew By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 06:27 am
Katie Holmes More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!! It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 06:17 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007 2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, Tom would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
