Katie Holmes RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse? Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 04:06 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci’s Big Monkey Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what Tom Cruise is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:56 am
Jessica Alba RoboBride & Alba Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and By Lainey • Jan 11, 2008 02:30 am
Katie Holmes Do you see Little Sci? I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:37 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie 2008! The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton Tom Cruise bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:24 am
Tom Cruise Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton Tom Cruise bio. The review itself By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:43 am
Tom Cruise Giving the Gift of Xenu Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and Tom Cruise covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with Tom, allegedly (according to Andrew By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 06:27 am
Katie Holmes More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!! It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 06:17 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007 2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, Tom would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Robobride Trumps Granny Freeze New interview with Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, and Diane Keaton in Parade Magazine and KatE delivers a clinic in MiniVan Majority Fellatio. There’s love, there’s baking, there’s chocolate, there’s children, there’s sisterhood, and of course there is LOVE. All in time for the holidays. Now By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:30 am
Tom Cruise Why Xenu Loves Will Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed. Suffice to say after By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 01:33 am
Katie Holmes More RoboBride Rossum Click here if you missed Katie Holmes raping you with sugar in the pages of January Elle. Now even more Rossum has been released as further proof she is fellating the MiniVan Majority. First an addition to a previous quote about how Tom is the perfect partner and then on By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:05 am
Katie Holmes Raped by KatE’s Sugar Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 01:52 am
Tom Cruise Down Boy! It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the Tom Cruise’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 02:10 am
Tom Cruise The Coat Off His Back Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 08:11 am
Tom Cruise The GMD steps in for Jada For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so Tom Cruise stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”. Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 02:29 am
