Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is Pregnant Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t? By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:29 am
Brad Pitt Tabloid Wars : The Pitt Wedding The source was Star Magazine – the always, always reliable Star Magazine. The same magazine that slaps a Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie break up story on their cover every other week. Star Magazine broke the news on Saturday that the Pitts had wed in New Orleans. The internets went wild, the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:23 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride to Broadway? Katie Holmes is supposedly in talks to perform on Broadway – in Arthur Miller All My Son’s. Click here for more about the production. Katie’s role is not planned to be controversial. On the contrary, she would play a woman in love with a man a soldier who has By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 06:36 am
Hook Ups When the Ex Moves On It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 05:25 am
Xenu Will on Xenu Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. You don"t have to be Jewish to be a friend of By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:24 am
Xenu Tom’s Birthday This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 09:08 am
Tom Cruise Travolta spacey, Tom swarmed This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:34 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Besties and Beards! Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, Tom Cruise and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 01:16 am
Katie Holmes Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 02:10 am
Katie Holmes The Thinnification of Katie Holmes Tom Cruise and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Crazy Uncool Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 01:58 am
Katie Holmes Second Sci vs the Second Coming? Of course Tom Cruise would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:15 am
Tom Cruise Lose Your Sh*t I hope you were able to see the Tom Cruise’s freaky sci video last week. As you know, it was f&cking hilarious. And frightening. But this. This is genius. Genius on its own without any Tom Cruise recollection but if you remember Tom Cruise in the original, By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 08:16 am
Katie Holmes Katie > KatE It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 04:37 am
Tom Cruise He is The Saviour Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:51 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride on Letterman Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 02:33 am
