Ben Affleck Next to a real star… Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Miss Potter Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never sh-t. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. And so By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Strikes Back and still overreaches Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise France Family Photos Tom Cruise wants you to know Katie loves him. And that he loves Katie. That theirs is the Poster Marriage for the MiniVan Majority. And so here they are, continuing their Riviera vacation, parked on a beach with easy lens access and givin’ it up like gold for the pappies. By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Fondle Me Homo New Travolta interview with The Toronto Star to promote Hairspray, predicted to be one of the top earners at the box office earners this summer. Really??? Call me Cruise and maybe I just hang with the wrong people because no one I know is going to see Hairspray. Are you By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn in NYC Well…not quite. His mother was there – good to know even the horny Pitts have a sense of propriety around the parents, which accounts for the limited ass holding last night at the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart. I’m told Mrs Pitt seemed very fond of the mother By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Cate Blanchett WTF??? Several weeks ago, one of the UK rags took a photo of Cate Blanchett from the worst possible angle at the Costume Institute Gala and called her anorexic. She was and is not anorexic. This morning they printed this photo of the incomparably beautiful Kate Winslet with the following caption: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise A Beater or Nothing My cousin Cat brought this up a few weeks ago: what’s with the constant beaters? Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than tank tops? Call me Cruise but with the exception of David Beckham, a man in a tank means instant de-quiver. Am all about the t-shirt. A just By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise The One Adjective Family The life of the Cruises: Katie, Tom, and Little Sci…only one word applies. AMAZING. Everything is amazing. Amazing times 1,000. Amazing all over the place. Skepticism aside, you’d think the Church of Scientology could afford a Thesaurus? New interview to air Monday, Katie waxes amazing on her By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Faith Pays Off? Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Johnny Depp All Time Said it before and I’ll say it again – he is not on the Freebie Five because one night would never do. One night with Johnny Depp…only one night… are you crazy??? No no… Johnny deserves An All Time standing. Johnny Depp is All Time. And check him out By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise Demi Footwear Demi at the Chanel Cruise Show the other night. And look at those shoes. Must have those shoes. Also a good example of how unreliable bump watch always is: you will recall she was so totally pregnant a couple of months ago after wearing a billowy dress and an overcoat. By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Karl’s Army Karl hates Jessica Simpson but he loves Posh and he loves Lilo. In fact, this is what he once said about the Dirty Face: She"s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life. She behaves like an over grown up person, and that& By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Killing the Perfect Ending “The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself”…so very Oprah cheese but the way it ended, Sex and the City, with Samantha writhing on top of Smith and Miranda in Brooklyn and Charlotte with a Chinese baby and many, many puppies, and of course “John” popping By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron What is it? Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise Please…please no Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
