Elton John Killing the Perfect Ending “The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself”…so very Oprah cheese but the way it ended, Sex and the City, with Samantha writhing on top of Smith and Miranda in Brooklyn and Charlotte with a Chinese baby and many, many puppies, and of course “John” popping By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron What is it? Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise Please…please no Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Lopez Shame About the Aliens The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards The Daily Bitch… Please Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Salma Hayek Salma’s Dude and Daniel Craig Call me Cruise and bat-sh-t blind… but in person? Francois-Henri Pinault, better known as Salma Hayek’s baby daddy, is actually kinda sexy. Like Daniel Craig – ugly sexy. Oozes money and power too...maybe that’s the reason. But I like to think I’m all over it because they By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes A New Fortress New home for Tom Cruise and his RoboBride. The cost? Only $35 million. Katie’s new prison home is in Beverly Hills, seven bedrooms, nine bath, 1.3 acres, with – of course – a tennis court and a pool. Turns out the Cruise compound up to this point has only been By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes Defending Katie Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to Tom, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Cancelled or Summoned or Straying? The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Bent Face & Bad Footwear It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Faith Hill Concrete Tits Unapologetic About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Plastic, Tan, Wax Two for two. Second appearance in a row where she’s looked fake under too much makeup and silver has factored both times – pants previously and now heavily lidded. Can"t believe Jennifer Lopez is now freakin" me out more than Marc Anthony. I mean ugly is one By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Becks, Blonde, Sting? Everyone hates… call me Cruise but I don’t hate. I think it’s kinda hot. And I also thought Brad Pitt’s bleach blonde was hot too. Not forever, of course. But for now it’s alright. For now it’s reportedly for the cover of W Magazine, which By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Hugh Grant Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson A High Waisted Difference Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride in Louisiana Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! Tom Cruise has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
