Katie Holmes Katie’s “Amazing” Race Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Becks Talks Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 04:10 am
Tom Cruise The Cover As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk etalk.ctv.ca aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age • A By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 07:50 am
Katie Holmes At Last…It’s Coming!!! Thanks to Larry B for the tip… New issue of Entertainment Weekly, Page 19: “EW has learned that the manuscript of Andrew Morton"s upcoming unauthorized Tom Cruise biography just landed in the New York City offices of its publisher, St. Martin's. The book - due Jan. 15, By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise All Time Homo Quiver The most stylish man in the universe and f*ck me…he has to be gay. Who doesn’t covet Tom Ford? Feast your eyes on Tom, all of him, in Out. His sly arrogance, his pompous attitude, his horny-bitch quotes on women, his horny-bitch quote on straight By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 06:57 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze is Fertile? The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her By Lainey • Sep 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes Party Chills At the Beckham Welcome party the other night in LA, everyone was lettin’er rip – dancing to Stevie Wonder, rapping (Will Smith), and making out… almost side by side. Posh and Becks apparently couldn’t keep their hands off each other and same goes for the Tom Cruise and Katie By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride Supports the Mo"s Katie Holmes was let out of Tom’s clutches for a very good reason yesterday: to attend the premiere of Hairspray starring none other than church-mate John Travolta. And free from the diminutive influence of her husband, Katie as you can see is workin’ the carpet hard, giving us By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Quiveration Overload Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Next to a real star… Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Miss Potter Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never sh-t. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. And By Lainey • Jun 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Strikes Back and still overreaches Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise France Family Photos Tom Cruise wants you to know Katie loves him. And that he loves Katie. That theirs is the Poster Marriage for the MiniVan Majority. And so here they are, continuing their Riviera vacation, parked on a beach with easy lens access and givin’ it up like gold for the pappies. By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Fondle Me Homo New Travolta interview with The Toronto Star to promote Hairspray, predicted to be one of the top earners at the box office earners this summer. Really??? Call me Cruise and maybe I just hang with the wrong people because no one I know is going to see Hairspray. Are you By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn in NYC Well…not quite. His mother was there – good to know even the horny Pitts have a sense of propriety around the parents, which accounts for the limited ass holding last night at the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart. I’m told Mrs Pitt seemed very fond of the mother By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Cate Blanchett WTF??? Several weeks ago, one of the UK rags took a photo of Cate Blanchett from the worst possible angle at the Costume Institute Gala and called her anorexic. She was and is not anorexic. This morning they printed this photo of the incomparably beautiful Kate Winslet with the following caption: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
