Hugh Grant Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the By Lainey • Apr 26, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson A High Waisted Difference Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride in Louisiana Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! Tom Cruise has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson How the Tabloids write themselves? Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss a critical flop? According to fashion critics, Kate’s designs for Topshop suck ass, with a senior staffer at Barney’s calling her “a working class slag from a crap town” and dismissing her clothes as cheap imitations of items she’s worn in the past created by “real” style mavericks. So is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo & Marc: is it over? Call me Cruise but I hope not. Read the entire article before making your conclusion. OK! Magazine claims she’s leaving him. Because he’s controlling, because he doesn’t give her her own space, because he shadows her everywhere and she’s finally tired of being controlled. The report By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell reformed? Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Daily Little: SJP At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Settling for Tori over Reese? Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last By Lainey • Apr 04, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Sapphic Drew? Jane Pratt founded Jane Magazine. Then she left or she was fired…not relevant. The point is she now has her own radio show and she’s doing promo for it and she has decided to reveal that she once had sex with Drew Barrymore. Drew appeared on Jane’s By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Us Weekly vs The Pitts Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Britney: a comeback sign Her body. At one time a temple, of late not so much. But a new sign has emerged, y’all. And it’s a very, very, very good sign. Check out her arm. Call me Cruise but I see definition in that arm. I see tone. And tone means she’ By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Is she? Really? Demi and Ashton at the Tom Cruise gala last night. She didn’t look pregnant the other day and she certainly doesn’t look it today. No bump, no glow…though hey, I have no idea either way but if the speculation is entirely based on the fact that she By Lainey • Mar 23, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet? Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love. This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Loving Liv Liv Tyler last night at the premiere of Reign Over Me starring Adam Sandler. She’s lovely, non? Like really, really, really beautiful. Like, the most perfect face ever. And I’m totally down with her husband too. Royston Langdon. Call me Cruise but I think he’s Quirky Sexy. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Chills, Chills, Chills: Katie trapped! New US Weekly…and once again, Janice Min is killin’ it. I mean, holy sh-t, gossips… this is BOLD. This is a direct assault on Tom Cruise. This is basically calling him a sadistic freak, controlling his wife, keeping her sequestered, keeping her nailed down to the house, and By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
