Clive Owen Kate & Owen Open Up Handholding in public – the first sign of affection and physical confirmation that they are indeed a couple. Call me Cruise but these two together? Hotness. And he looks great in pants. See what I mean? Little perky bum, lanky legs – I’m telling you, Jake Gyllenhaal needs to cool it By Lainey • Feb 22, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Lynne’s Tough Love? New reports about last week. Apparently Lynne found Britney passed out in the middle of the day Wednesday, completely off her sh-t, prompting her to make a drastic move, threatening to take away the babies unless Britney checked into rehab. So off she went to Antigua for a day but By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19) As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Britney: Help and Hope…finally??? Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’ By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Britney: on JJ and JT First clear shot of Jayden James – not seen since birth amid speculation that Britney was hiding him for a variety of reasons, one tabloid going so far as to suggest in a blind item that it was because he was born with a noticeable physical abnormalities caused by pregnant drug-using. By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Kenny Chesney Renee goes short You like it? I like it. She looks sassy with short hair. And she looks more alert too. Long hair can weigh people down, clearly Renee does not need any more dragging down. Call me Cruise but I feel like with less baggage around her face, she doesn’t look By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Grammys Girls ruled the Grammys. Mary, Dixie, and JT trumped by Mayer during the main telecast. He might deny it but you bet your boob job Little Pip is feelin’ the sting, though is it just me or is John Mayer morphing into Jessica Simpson? There was something so eerie about By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Cisco says no split Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on ParisExposed.com, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Conquered by the Vampire Hated at the beginning. When they first hooked up, Jennifer and Marc, as his festering rot somehow claimed her booty, like many of you there were sad, sick days. But somehow, some way, sounds cheese but now I believe. I believe that he adores her, I believe that she adores By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by Tom Cruise, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Kate’s True Love How in love do you have to be? Big scoop by the London Sun today – a video of Pete Doherty taken shortly after celebrating their Buddhist wedding in Thailand, he apparently left Kate at the resort, hooked up with three complete strangers, went back to their dinky hotel room and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw? Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis vs the Generic Blondes Call me Cruise, I know you won’t agree…but something about the fact that she never fixed her teeth – it totally turns me on. Vanessa Paradis, longtime love of Johnny Depp, at the Chanel show earlier today, sometimes open-mouthed, sometimes closed-mouthed, and really quite beautiful in her own indescribable By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Gwyneth Mouth Disease: Gisele Bundchen My Gwyneth: condescending, holier-than-thou, stuck up and elitist… I love her for the attitude though at times she really should shut the f&ck up. Same goes for Gisele Bundchen. Especially Gisele Bundchen. A model talking? A model defending her profession? Shut up and look pretty, honey. It’s By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
