Tom Cruise Beckham the Thespian? Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Posh & Becks: Chav to America Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Britney’s Mea Culpa Some of you may think she’s indefensible, justifiably so. But as Cruise as this sounds – I think Britney is a survivor. Somehow, someway, she’ll claw herself back, only to self destruct all over again. And that is why she’s endlessly fascinating. New message posted on her website, By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt The Two Kidmans There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Little Miss Sunshine Kicks Dakota’s Ass Have you seen this movie? I’m telling you – it’s a great movie. Absurd and twisted and slightly unbelievable but hella funny, I loved every single dysfunctional minute, and every single dysfunctional character, including child star Abigail Breslin. Especially Abigail Breslin. And child stars usually freak me out. Case By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Halle Berry Halle Berry Bump Analysis New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: Panama PDA Handholding in Panama during a brief side trip just before the New Year, the Pitts look about as happy and relaxed as any other normal couple on vacay save for the telltale security guarding their presence. As for those of you who keep emailing about an eating disorder or demanding By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Josh and…Gisele? Yesterday Page Six revealed full-on PDA from last Friday between Josh and Scarjo. Today they say suggestions of reconciliation may have been a little premature as the next night he was seen givin’er, also in public, with Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett Johansson AND Gisele Bundchen??? Call me Cruise but I By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan This could be Lilo Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: PDA Clinic Continued in Vogue Remember what I wrote the other day about the Pitts" PDA Clinic? A lesson to Tom and his prisoner on how to sell intimacy without bringing on worldwide ridicule? It's subtle you see. Hands and body language, the suggestion of jungle hotness without having to get down By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise My Leo’s Double Honour My #1 (and sorry, I still can’t figure out how to update the Freebie Five) received two nods for Best Actor with Forest Whitaker, Peter O’Toole, and Will Smith rounding out the rest but his double honour pushed out Ryan Gosling who has earned widespread critical praise for By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced Tom Cruise and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: a PDA clinic You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo De-Bloats? Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
