Break Ups Vito dumped Demi Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. And the 26 year old son of By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 10:34 am
Dumbass Demi Moore: That Girl at the party You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 11:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge goes home Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 10:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Christmas from the Cambridges! The Palace has confirmed it... Princess Catherine is indeed heir-ing! A Royal Baby to end a year of GREAT Gossip. How can 2013 top this? Well... we have 9 months of it. And then a future monarch will arrive, some time late summer? A few things to discuss here. First, By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 12:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny is pregnant again Oh here we go. More gross belly cupping on the way. US Weekly reports exclusively that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. There’s no official confirmation but the magazine did reach out to her reps in advance with no comment in response and that means they were given a heads By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 09:46 am
Maple Leaf Generational Style Etiquette I mean, 50 years ago they would have sent you home for wearing jeans to work on casual Fridays. My European father-in-law considers it poorly mannered for a man to speak with his hands in his trouser pockets. My parents-in-law also frown on paper plates and cups. And my ma, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2012 12:31 pm
Break Ups Breakups are still the same Here’s how it went down when I was in school: The breakup happens. I tell my friends and he tells his friends. My friends tell his friends that I hate him and I’ll never forgive him. His friends tell my friends that he never did what I think By Lainey • Nov 12, 2012 09:34 am
Douchebags Johnny & Amber’s private patio This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Which. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 10:15 am
Hollywood Closet This could have been the Brange of Scientology I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 03:08 pm
Amazingness BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Or, By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 10:28 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at George By Sarah • Oct 31, 2012 12:58 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 01:50 pm
Break Ups Taylor Swift: Conor & kitten heels US Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. That it ended without drama. Because he’s in school and she’s promoting a new album around the world and it was too hard to be together... What? But love conquers all! Well, not when there’s By Lainey • Oct 25, 2012 01:58 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift It’s Pippy Day on LaineyGossip.com! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 02:00 pm
Weddings Justin Timberlake’s pink dream wedding cover In my coverage of Justin Timberlake’s special day, you’ll note I’ve not really made mention of his wife. And that’s not a slight on the wife but more an observation about him: when is it ever NOT about Justin Timberlake? Look at this cover. Look at By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 11:09 am
Douchebags You can call it The Blue Ivy What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B. By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 11:43 am
