Douchebags Johnny & Amber’s private patio This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Which. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 10:15 am
BFFs This could have been the Brange of Scientology I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 03:08 pm
Amazingness BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 10:28 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at By Sarah • Oct 31, 2012 12:58 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 01:50 pm
Break Ups Taylor Swift: Conor & kitten heels US Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. That it ended without drama. Because he’s in school and she’s promoting a new album around the world and it was too hard to be together... What? But love conquers all! Well, not when there’s By Lainey • Oct 25, 2012 01:58 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift It’s Pippy Day on LaineyGossip.com! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 02:00 pm
Weddings Justin Timberlake’s pink dream wedding cover In my coverage of Justin Timberlake’s special day, you’ll note I’ve not really made mention of his wife. And that’s not a slight on the wife but more an observation about him: when is it ever NOT about Justin Timberlake? Look at this cover. Look at By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 11:09 am
Douchebags You can call it The Blue Ivy What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the By Lainey • Oct 23, 2012 11:43 am
BFFs Amy and Tina and the Golden Globes jokes How can you go wrong? I literally do not know anyone who was not delighted with the news that Poehler and Feyare going to host the often-completely-sleepy Golden Globe awards, although I’m sure you’re out there, whispering behind your hand and hoping you don’t get By Duana • Oct 16, 2012 12:18 pm
Girly Throw Downs Jennifer Aniston’s nipples vs Chanel No5 What? They yelled at me last week, the Jennifer Aniston fans, for daring to suggest that she’d introduce her big ass ring to the world just as Brad Pitt was about to release his Chanel No5 ad. Have you seen it yet? I ...don’t want to see it By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 10:41 am
Top Reads Grandma Ethel loves Taylor How sexy is it for an 18 year old boy that grandma approves of his girlfriend? I wonder if Taylor Swift can see that all of this is happening 10 years too soon. If Conor Kennedy was 28, we’d definitely be picking out rings. But would the Kennedy family By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 02:17 pm
Break Ups Tom’s breaking up with Xenu? Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 01:06 pm
Fontrum Brad Pitt’s fragrant fontrum I never would have thought I’d put Brad Pitt and Fontrum in the same sentence though I suppose before the Oscars, I never would have thought I’d put Angelina and Try in the same sentence either but then she stuck her leg out and became a punchline and By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 11:58 am
BFFs The Fresh GOOP and Cammie D Gwyneth Paltrow and her best friend Cameron Diaz shot a low quality video in a dressing room for Chelsea Handler. No, I’m not into Chelsea Handler. But I can’t sh-t on this. It’s funny! It’s girls hanging out being girls! It might be the only By Lainey • Oct 12, 2012 11:02 am
Famewhores Jennifer Aniston’s hair investment and retrospective Oh... Well now it’s all coming together. Last Saturday in Sante Fe, New Mexico, Jennifer Aniston was photographed with Justin Theroux for the first time wearing her massive engagement ring. The shots were a set-up and they were released on Monday. Yesterday Aniston announced that she’s joined By Lainey • Oct 11, 2012 11:58 am
