Dumbass Referring to yourself in the third bear You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 02:57 pm
Top Reads Jen & Justin are wondering too Did they actually do it? Are they making us f-cking wait for an announcement? God, why can’t anyone tell us for sure!?!? shouted Jen across the balcony... It’s imagined dialogue but is it totally implausible? Belinda White, the online fashion editor for The Daily Telegraph in London, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 09:57 am
Media Manipulation Jennifer Lawrence is NORMAL OK, you guys? JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS NORMAL. Anne Hathaway’s Oscar message is that she’s not sexy and she has to try harder than everyone else, always with an apology. Jennifer Lawrence’s overall message, one that she consistently puts out there in every interview, is that, despite having By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 01:44 pm
BFFs Tagging along with Leo In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 11:13 am
Weddings Blake plays us all, again, including Justin Timberlake As I reported yesterday -- click here for a refresher -- Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding wasn’t exactly as we expected. There are no faces -- not on the cover, not inside, nowhere. The only shot we get of Blake is of her hand holding Ryan Reynold’s and a corner By Lainey • Dec 20, 2012 10:50 am
Good for Gossip There will be no Affleck + Stewart Ben Affleck is in Washington today at a House Armed Services Committee hearing on the situation in Congo. He’s been advocating for awareness in the region for a while now. Did you ever see State Of Play? Did you find him convincing? I did. Very. And in real life By Lainey • Dec 19, 2012 03:16 pm
Parent Pimps Romeo Beckham for Burberry Not even 10 years ago, the Beckhams were blamed, in part, for lowering the prestige of the Burberry brand -- they were associated with the “chav”-ness of the label and, rumour has it, for a while there, Mrs Beckham in particular, was banned from wearing it. Click here for a By Lainey • Dec 17, 2012 02:28 pm
Douchebags Sean Penn needs love Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He By Lainey • Dec 13, 2012 03:07 pm
BFFs She totally wants to be there As you know, Victoria Beckham did not arrive with the other Spices last night at the premiere of Viva Forever. Instead, she was late and posed with her family on the carpet. Click here for a refresher. Inside though, Posh did finally join the girls on stage. And, as you By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 12:50 pm
Break Ups Vito dumped Demi Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. And the 26 year old son By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 10:34 am
Dumbass Demi Moore: That Girl at the party You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 11:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge goes home Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, I By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 10:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Christmas from the Cambridges! The Palace has confirmed it... Princess Catherine is indeed heir-ing! A Royal Baby to end a year of GREAT Gossip. How can 2013 top this? Well... we have 9 months of it. And then a future monarch will arrive, some time late summer? A few things to discuss here. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 12:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny is pregnant again Oh here we go. More gross belly cupping on the way. US Weekly reports exclusively that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. There’s no official confirmation but the magazine did reach out to her reps in advance with no comment in response and that means they were given a heads By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 09:46 am
Maple Leaf Generational Style Etiquette I mean, 50 years ago they would have sent you home for wearing jeans to work on casual Fridays. My European father-in-law considers it poorly mannered for a man to speak with his hands in his trouser pockets. My parents-in-law also frown on paper plates and By Lainey • Nov 26, 2012 12:31 pm
Break Ups Breakups are still the same Here’s how it went down when I was in school: The breakup happens. I tell my friends and he tells his friends. My friends tell his friends that I hate him and I’ll never forgive him. His friends tell my friends that he never did what I think By Lainey • Nov 12, 2012 09:34 am
