Top Reads Big Top Hollywood It’s a month to Oscar which means it’s time to yell at Vanity Fair for its annual Hollywood Issue. As always, the limited diversity that’s featured in this supposed celebration of the best of the industry is hidden behind the cover. Of course, yes, they suck for By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 04:32 pm
Bad Style Annie’s speech problem Anne Hathaway’s speeches always start out good. Remember the Globes? And her tribute to Sally Field? That was good. Last night too. Last night she started out strong. She talked about her SAG membership, she expressed her love for her community. And if she had stopped there, we’d By Lainey • Jan 28, 2013 11:19 am
Media Manipulation In the absence of the Brange... This year we get the Afflecks... You know how hard the Afflecks have been working. Last night, from the moment they arrived, it was work time, did you see? Ben Affleck hit the carpet before Jennifer Garner did -- she must have been held up getting out of the car. As By Lainey • Jan 28, 2013 09:14 am
Top Reads Sheryl talks about Lance but doesn’t Have you noticed that all of Lance Armstrong’s loves look the same? Or, more precisely, they all look very similar to Kristin Armstrong, his first wife? Sheryl Crow and Tori Burch in particular have the same face. Lance is a very, very good liar and bully, but you know By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 01:47 pm
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Break Ups Forecasting Britney As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 11:49 am
Top Reads Inauguration dates I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 12:53 pm
Hook Ups The way Nicholas Hoult looks... At a woman. GODDAMN. Nicholas Hoult, my #2 on the Five List, was in Rome this week promoting Warm Bodies. Here he is, at the premiere after-party, clearly enjoying himself in the company of Tatiana Luter, an Italian actress. You know, now that he’s single and all. Turns By Lainey • Jan 18, 2013 12:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jeremy Renner is having a baby US Weekly reports that Jeremy Renner will become a father this year. There’s a good story to it too. Renner was casually seeing the baby mother a few months ago. Nothing serious with no potential of getting serious. It ended but then...she found out she was pregnant. And By Lainey • Jan 16, 2013 09:02 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicki got a Bitch Coach Last fall, when the Mimi vs Nicki Minaj drama first blew up during American Idol auditions, I wrote that Mimi was outplaying Nicki and that Nicki needed a proper Bitch Coach. Click here for a refresher. You can’t lose your sh-t on Twitter and win against the Mimi. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2013 01:53 pm
Top Reads Pippy’s Suit & Tie Jodie Foster had to go and f-ck with JT’s intended Sunday night domination, you know? Otherwise he would have monopolised all the post-Globes headlines. Justin Timberlake releases new track -- first time in 6 years! Was it worth the wait? The OJ (Original Justin) is back! And instead By Lainey • Jan 15, 2013 11:27 am
Hook Ups Jessica Chastain & Tom Hiddleston...? Here are photos of Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston at a BAFTA event last year. Apparently they’re dating now. This according to the Daily Mail so... I hate when that happens. When good gossip happens and then you find out the source is the Daily Mail. It’s not By Lainey • Jan 15, 2013 10:36 am
Top Reads Pipsqueak: It had to be today? It’s Oscar nomination day. Oh look who HAD to be included somehow. Look who HAD to hijack the occasion by whipping his dick out at the party for all the attention. Please. Who else? Justin Timberlake tweeted this last night: "Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 10:48 am
Top Reads Benh > Ben Argo received 7 Oscar nominations today including Best Picture. So Ben Affleck, who is listed on the official producer list, along with George Clooney, has an invitation. But what he really wanted, though he probably won’t admit it, was the Best Director acknowledgement. And they said, nope, not yet. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 10:35 am
Parent Pimps #cuttingforbieber Justin Bieber was caught with what looks like a blunt and now his people are all trying to blame Lil Twist for being a bad influence. (Source) Why is it that when Justin Bieber does something generally perceived as “positive”, no one else gets credit for it? It’s a By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 03:35 pm
Dumbass Referring to yourself in the third bear You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 02:57 pm
