Top Reads Tom's Cougar Date Probably just a friend, especially since she doesn't fit the profile (young, brunette) of the past candidates he's auditioned. Here's Tom Cruise in London last night after dinner with Ridley Scott (not pictured) and some friends. Scott's brother Tony died recently. Tony By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 11:53 am
Cheating Loins Praise Jesus, Robsten is really unbroken (but didn't I say that already?) Will you allow a little gloat? Last week I was the first to report (click here for a refresher) that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were back together. At least that's what she was saying during TIFF, despite other outlets claiming the opposite. Now both PEOPLE and US By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 11:34 am
Clown Lindsay and Dina are the same I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a By Lainey • Sep 18, 2012 04:02 pm
The Hunger Games First look at Finnick Here’s Sam Claflin on the set of Catching Fire with blonde hair as Finnick. After the main three, it was the casting of Finnick that everyone was most angsty about. And? I think the makeup is throwing me off. On screen it won’t be noticeable obviously but right By Lainey • Sep 14, 2012 12:01 pm
Clown Dr Phil & the Drunk I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 10:24 am
Hook Ups Katy Perry + Robert Pattinson? Twi-Hards are spitting at the new cover of US Weekly: Katy Wants Rob: Their Secret Dinner Date Even though the publicist-friendly Gossip Cop disputes that it went down, US reports that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson, both of them fresh off romantic anguish, had dinner on August 23 By Lainey • Aug 29, 2012 02:54 pm
Maple Leaf Snuggle Bunny to direct a fairytale Your favourite colouring book subject, hug toy, v-neck wearing man puppy is becoming a director. Ryan Gosling announced today that he’s written a “modern day fairytale” called How To Catch A Monster and that he’ll assume directing duties himself. He’ll be working with the same producers By Lainey • Aug 29, 2012 02:22 pm
Royals The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. The Sun By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 10:17 am
Royals The Family F*ck-Up f*cks up again Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 09:22 am
BFFs The New Pussy Posse Prince Harry was in Vegas last night. So was Ryan Lochte. They ended up in a pool together. Easy. I too wish this story would end the way you want it to end -- with Lochte’s legs wrapped around Harry’s waist. Instead, at 3am, Harry jumped in the pool By Lainey • Aug 21, 2012 03:00 pm
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
Top Reads Miley’s rite of passage Breaking... Miley Cyrus cut her hair. Drastically. It was a trending topic worldwide on Twitter yesterday, largely encouraged by Miley herself who first posted the before and after shots, and is continuing to post photos from every angle, much like we all do when we have our makeup done, or By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 02:26 pm
Sports Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 12:56 pm
Royals Hot Harry’s busy Olympics and the Cambridges in love There was a LOT of squee yesterday over those shots of Prince William and his Catherine hugging each other excitedly at the velodrome. More on that in a minute. The three of them, Will, Kate, and Harry too, they’ve been busy through the Games, out almost every day. Harry By Lainey • Aug 03, 2012 11:33 am
Hook Ups How long before he starts tweeting about her tits Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 11:33 am
Faux Gossip Bear went to the John Travolta? Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists. IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 01:57 pm
