Tori Spelling Almost Donatella Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly. Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 04:13 am
Tori Spelling Gisele? Really? I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do. Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin. ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 06:06 am
Tori Spelling Junior uses Junior Now that the Original Federline has a job and a very lucrative custody settlement in the works, KFed Jr is desperate to get his hands on a piece of the action too. You’ll recall, before leaving his wife and two children, Junior called himself an actor. Still tries to By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 09:36 am
Cameron Diaz The Levitating KFed Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Going Senile? Candy Spelling must be losing her sh-t...How else can you explain the open letters sent to Paris Hilton and now Joe Francis? And seriously…who the hell is Joe Francis? Why would Joe Francis merit any of her time? Why would Joe Francis who has made his millions getting By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Kevin Federline KFed spawns another The original married and destroyed Britney, KFed Junior married and is living off Tori Spelling. And now comes another: Calum Best, now KFed the Third, currently exploiting Lindsay Lohan and it’s working, don’t you think? How many of you had heard of Calum Best 2 weeks ago? Looks By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston What Junior Gave Up As we all know, when Tori Spelling met KFed Jr, she was married and he was married. He was also adopting another child with his then wife. But then the Homewrecker fell in love with the Golddigger and you know the rest. But most of you have probably never laid By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Reese the Aggressor? Rarrrrh… as Chazz Michael Michaels would say – Me Likey. Gotta tell you, much as I worship Janice Min, her deal with Tori Spelling and that “exclusive” baby photo cover was terribly ill timed. Tori and Junior over the hotness heating up between Reese and Jake? Please. And that’s why By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Speechless… I… I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Gives Gifts? Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity? Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Tori Spelling Junior Goes for All-Time Rossum People is apparently devoting weekly updates on Tori Spelling’s pregnancy. Between the utterly tasteless yardsale and the “Reproposal” and now her gushing ad nauseum about her body and her how it’s changing for her child, the magazine is clearly reporting from inside her ass, probably eager to land By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Kate Moss Saggy Ass Revealed! You thought Tori Spelling and Tara Reid, even Paris Hilton, but not surprisingly, no one guessed Kate Moss. Model perfection is so deceiving, non? And look - I’d trade my lumpy butt and every other body part for every one of hers any day, but still…it’s a By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
