Try Another GOOP Week and extensions I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the By Lainey • Apr 22, 2011 04:48 am
Douchebags No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner! Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 04:01 am
Famewhores Reese sells wedding, wears the worst dress Oh looky! It’s People Magazine’s new cover. And that’s Reese Witherspoon with her husband Jim Toth on their wedding day just as I, um, predicted a few weeks ago. Click here to see that article. And I’ve also been saying for weeks too that Reese needs By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 03:07 am
Style When will this stop? What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately. Glee is giving you more. Have you seen the new video? I saw half By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 07:14 am
BFFs Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:45 am
Try What Madonna’s offering Madonna was at the Berlinale last week to present a few scenes from her film W.E. to potential buyers. It was an exclusive event. Press strictly forbidden. There was also a Q&A after the clips were presented and Madonna, in a gesture that demonstrates how badly she By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 04:31 am
Glee Apocalypse Glee Written by Duana Okay, so there’s a what-you-missed-on Glee which is basically just last week, plus some Sue. I get my eyes all ready to roll… Will feels great until Emma runs in because she found that Sue is going to commit suicide. Title card. They find her lying By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 03:47 am
BFFs Worst Friend Whore: Diddy This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:03 am
Try Please stop this now As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 02:50 am
Sit DOWN What they say about Lea Michele You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read By Lainey • Jan 05, 2011 04:44 am
Amazingness Posh & the British First Lady Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:29 am
Try Their porn is better when it’s candid They Beckhams are not actors. So when they try to porn their sh-t up, it’s definitely not as convincing as the Pitts, and the result can be a little deflating, especially since Victoria has such a hard time relaxing. See their fragrance ad for a refresher. Beckham Porn then By Lainey • Sep 17, 2010 04:13 am
Style Beckham Porn Try So there’s a new fragrance – Intimately Yours by David and Victoria Beckham. And this is the ad that comes along with it. I guess you have to believe that it could happen because they’re married. That they really would go for it in a lift, like Victoria is By Lainey • Sep 09, 2010 03:43 am
Assy Style Twilight Tit-fat From one Try Girl to another... Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters? Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in a By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:08 am
Style Little body, big shoes, pose hard Totally down with Lea Michele’s dress. And she’s totally down with her own dress. Because she’s giving herself an aneurysm posing in it. Wonder if they have to ask her to leave the step and repeat, like if some poor wrangler gets assigned the task of ahem-ing By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 02:53 am
Try He’s mortal but he sucks Justin Timberlake is booking job after job. Acting job. He’s currently working on Friends With Benefits (seen here on set today in New York), he recently wrapped Bad Teacher, The Social Network opens in the Fall, and now he’s reportedly been offered the lead in I’m.mortal By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 09:59 am
