Twats What are the chances? Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here. It’s a giant Whatever. She claims By Lainey • May 06, 2013 11:12 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan: getting paid to get clean? Well, that’ll work, won’t it? Everything for Lindsay Lohan is about a paycheque these days. As you know, over the last two days, there’s been an update on the hour about Lindsay Lohan’s rehab status. She supposedly bailed on the facility she was approved to go By Lainey • May 03, 2013 04:04 pm
Hook Ups Lindsay Lohan’s new bankroller His name is Mohammed Al Turki. He’s very wealthy. I met him last year in Cannes. Or I should say I was brought to him in Cannes. We were invited to a yacht party on press credentials and part of that agreement involved paying our respects to the person By Lainey • Apr 24, 2013 11:48 am
Twats This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 02:20 pm
Twats Speaking of child star assholes... Beg, borrow, and steal... It’s Lindsay Lohan’s guide to life. When Lindsay Lohan isn’t stealing, she’s begging and borrowing -- from anyone: sheiks, shady billionaires, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen fronted her the money to pay a stylist to dress her for AMFAR a couple of weeks By Lainey • Feb 21, 2013 09:58 am
Twats Charlie Sheen's favourite charity Best story of the week. Lindsay Lohan is such a f-cking loser she's managed to make Charlie Sheen look like a goddamn philanthropist! Remember when Lohan showed up at AMFAR last week in New York and everyone was surprised because she's broke ass and definitely wouldn& By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 11:45 am
Twats How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 11:25 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 02:47 pm
Twats Oil Money Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a week. And everyone knew she couldn’t pay for it herself. This is a girl who was once offered $7 million for a proper Hollywood movie. Now when she goes overseas, we’re all asking ourselves who she had to f-ck to By Lainey • Jan 04, 2013 09:47 am
Twats An arrest to end the year Oh but there’s still an entire month to go. Is it a personal goal now? To get arrested at least once a year? As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan went to a club last night after Justin Bieber’s show at Madison Square Garden. At some point she By Lainey • Nov 29, 2012 11:29 am
Twats Here’s your future Oscar winner Lindsay Lohan was only two hours late last night to the Liz & Dick premiere. Response from the assembled media in attendance: well at least she showed up. All of her. All the cheapness, all the injections, all those lips. So much lip. Lips so large Nicole Kidman’s seem By Lainey • Nov 21, 2012 11:25 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan: babies and Oscar talk Lindsay Lohan gave US Weekly an exclusive interview leading up to the release of Liz & Dick...on Lifetime. Can we please remember that this is a TV movie of the week??? Anyway, some sh-t about how she’s definitely changed and learned and has no regrets and feels bullied By Lainey • Nov 20, 2012 12:22 pm
Twats Lie Down With Dogs, Wake Up With Fleas For the girl who is on a continual loop -- “I’m an artist” “I just want to work” “I’m a good person” -- a lot of sh-t sure happens, and often. Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, Steve Honig, has resigned. My first thought was, she can still afford a By Maria • Oct 26, 2012 01:26 pm
Girly Throw Downs Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of By Maria • Oct 18, 2012 01:59 pm
Twats Liars and their denials Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina By Lainey • Oct 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Twats Liars taping liars TMZ has released audio of a hysterical Lindsay Lohan calling up her father Michael last night during that scrap with her mother. WHY IS HE TAPING THEIR CONVERSATIONS? Here’s what is said: Dina appeared to be on cocaine. Dina took 40 grand from Lindsay to keep her house. Dina By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:23 pm
